The curse of the computer malfunction...
So my comp. has a virus and I can't get online to type the entries I would like to type. I am in the process of fixing this ghettoness. YEAH I DID IT. sike. Still working. But be prepared cuz Im gonna hit you with a boom of a journal. KABOOM. KABLAM- i miss that show of a show. GREAT. so. people. tight. do you like this. umm thats a question mark. oh but do you like THIS look at me e e e. ew.
SO DAVE> hot as fucking shit but gay as a fucking cunt sometimes. REMEMBER WHEN I COCKBLOCKED. no more talky. SO We got in like 10 fights this weekend about me being jealous of some girl and him getting jealous of FJ and Shannon and Nate. and that was all lame and crap but he did hang out with some other girl friday night because he thought it'd be mean to cancel on her so when he came and saw me that night at like 12.. he was in the worst fucking mood ever and I had to deal with that shit but then we started making out so it was ok. Then Heather pulled up in my driveway so we had to quit. sucks. he had a boner. haha. Oh and we got in a fight sunday night because i said he had a boner and it was small. He was like "would you hate me if it was 3 inches?" and i was like what do you mean, it is. He was like SHUT THE FUCK UP so i hung up on him. and he called me back and was like MY WEINER IS BIG ok! and then he told me this story about how he almost had sex with this girl but couldnt because it hurt her. hahahahaha what a liar. he just couldnt get his dick up. wow this is a dirty paragraph, i should wash it off. anyway. I think i have a text message that says 'i have a huge weiner ok!'. OMG my dad found a condom in my purse. but its not like that. Me, heather, and christi were sitting at starbucks and heather was like "hey jenn pick a color" and she pulled out like 20 condoms that she got free at music midtown so of course i was like OH ORANGE! And that was that, i tucked it away in my purse for a rainy day. Then my mom asked me about it yest. I couldnt help but laugh so I confronted my dad uncomfortably with a grin on my face and said "im not sexually active father dearest". hes like "well *country accent* i dont have that kinda control ovas yous any mo", but i explained the story of how i got it and i think he believed me. WHO GIVES A SHIT. maybe ill just go do the whole town that'll make him happy. maybe ill have a lil dave. with a red trucker hat. Hannah would want to adopt it. and then do it while it wears a bra. FREAK. YEAH. so yesterday, dave came over. we walked to the church parking lot next door and sat on this bench and had sex. well sex to me is making out. hot sex. and then ya know the usual he cried cuz he had to go home and we sexed one more time. he always pops my fingers it hurts. like during sex. no jk but yeah. NEW BELLYBUTTON RING.
SO DAVE> hot as fucking shit but gay as a fucking cunt sometimes. REMEMBER WHEN I COCKBLOCKED. no more talky. SO We got in like 10 fights this weekend about me being jealous of some girl and him getting jealous of FJ and Shannon and Nate. and that was all lame and crap but he did hang out with some other girl friday night because he thought it'd be mean to cancel on her so when he came and saw me that night at like 12.. he was in the worst fucking mood ever and I had to deal with that shit but then we started making out so it was ok. Then Heather pulled up in my driveway so we had to quit. sucks. he had a boner. haha. Oh and we got in a fight sunday night because i said he had a boner and it was small. He was like "would you hate me if it was 3 inches?" and i was like what do you mean, it is. He was like SHUT THE FUCK UP so i hung up on him. and he called me back and was like MY WEINER IS BIG ok! and then he told me this story about how he almost had sex with this girl but couldnt because it hurt her. hahahahaha what a liar. he just couldnt get his dick up. wow this is a dirty paragraph, i should wash it off. anyway. I think i have a text message that says 'i have a huge weiner ok!'. OMG my dad found a condom in my purse. but its not like that. Me, heather, and christi were sitting at starbucks and heather was like "hey jenn pick a color" and she pulled out like 20 condoms that she got free at music midtown so of course i was like OH ORANGE! And that was that, i tucked it away in my purse for a rainy day. Then my mom asked me about it yest. I couldnt help but laugh so I confronted my dad uncomfortably with a grin on my face and said "im not sexually active father dearest". hes like "well *country accent* i dont have that kinda control ovas yous any mo", but i explained the story of how i got it and i think he believed me. WHO GIVES A SHIT. maybe ill just go do the whole town that'll make him happy. maybe ill have a lil dave. with a red trucker hat. Hannah would want to adopt it. and then do it while it wears a bra. FREAK. YEAH. so yesterday, dave came over. we walked to the church parking lot next door and sat on this bench and had sex. well sex to me is making out. hot sex. and then ya know the usual he cried cuz he had to go home and we sexed one more time. he always pops my fingers it hurts. like during sex. no jk but yeah. NEW BELLYBUTTON RING.