Reason to start dating
There is no place to go in the world that is more comforting than my bed. And there is no place that I am more reluctant to leave in the morning. Sometimes I wish I had someone here to share the experience with. Not necessarily in any romantic sense, it just seems like it'd be easier to justify spending 2 hours alternating between watching episodes of futurama on my laptop and hitting the 'random' button on the XKCD web-comic page then passing out and hallucinating for 7 hours if there were another person here. But then on the other hand I'd probably have to share my only pillow; not cool.