You briefly consider using the ROPE to kill yourself, but then remember that suicide is condemned in the BIBLE! You are rather alarmed by these DEVIL THOUGHTS entering through your head and make a mental note to self-flagellate later.
You think that the ROPE would be better served to lasso a door open, but cannot decide which door to lasso. Like the donkey equidistant to two piles of hay who eventually starves to death, your dumb ass is going to stay right where it is until somebody makes a decision.
You briefly consider using the ROPE to kill yourself, but then remember that suicide is condemned in the BIBLE! You are rather alarmed by these DEVIL THOUGHTS entering through your head and make a mental note to self-flagellate later.
You think that the ROPE would be better served to lasso a door open, but cannot decide which door to lasso. Like the donkey equidistant to two piles of hay who eventually starves to death, your dumb ass is going to stay right where it is until somebody makes a decision.
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