The drawn out list
I was so excited because when i woke up this morning and checked my e-mail.....
I had 1 unread message.
So excited...I neglected to realize It was an advertisement for a penis enlargement.
Last time I checked- I don't have one to enlarge. So why do they keep sending me these adds?
"Dear Friend/consumer..."
Hahaa! I'm either a friend or a consumer, which one is it?
"We have formulated a new product for you to try!"
Oh noes.
"Yes, you and many other happy customers..."
Happy??? You mean... penis happy?
"Have found satisfaction.."
Here comes the dookie.
"In the size of their penis."
D'OH. *whacks head with crowbar*
.............P4wn3d. I didn't know I didn't know!!!
I swear God just gets pissed at me sometimes so he send little things like that to make him feel better about not punishing me.
"Aww, hahaa... she's so stupid. I'll give her mercy."
Nah, I'm kinda just playing. God rocks my socks.
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Today i'm having my friend jake dye my hair. The yellows gonna be white. nothing really new.
And I bought this awesome shampooo... ---whisper--- [and it works!!!]
It made my hair look SEXY! wooo. lol.
Debate today on the death penalty. Challenge me I dare you! We all have so much stuff on this thing- I hope we do good.
Because we really know our stuff now.
My stomach hurts. I think I'm going to have an apple. Maybe that'll help. =]
haha. oh wellz. this was random people. Go enlarge yourselves..
and have a great day.
I had 1 unread message.
So excited...I neglected to realize It was an advertisement for a penis enlargement.
Last time I checked- I don't have one to enlarge. So why do they keep sending me these adds?
"Dear Friend/consumer..."
Hahaa! I'm either a friend or a consumer, which one is it?
"We have formulated a new product for you to try!"
Oh noes.
"Yes, you and many other happy customers..."
Happy??? You mean... penis happy?
"Have found satisfaction.."
Here comes the dookie.
"In the size of their penis."
D'OH. *whacks head with crowbar*
.............P4wn3d. I didn't know I didn't know!!!
I swear God just gets pissed at me sometimes so he send little things like that to make him feel better about not punishing me.
"Aww, hahaa... she's so stupid. I'll give her mercy."
Nah, I'm kinda just playing. God rocks my socks.
----
Today i'm having my friend jake dye my hair. The yellows gonna be white. nothing really new.
And I bought this awesome shampooo... ---whisper--- [and it works!!!]
It made my hair look SEXY! wooo. lol.
Debate today on the death penalty. Challenge me I dare you! We all have so much stuff on this thing- I hope we do good.
Because we really know our stuff now.
My stomach hurts. I think I'm going to have an apple. Maybe that'll help. =]
haha. oh wellz. this was random people. Go enlarge yourselves..
and have a great day.