These wheels on fire, rolling down the road...
I'm not gonna stay up anymore. A few people were going on about how I can't do it, and that just kind of sucked the fun out of that idea. I guess I'll try it again in a few weeks
or something. I'm not really the kind of person who, when someone says I can't do something, reacts like "oh, I'll show em! blach blah blah." It's more of a, "Whatever, your being a dick and I'm not interested anymore." Thats why I'd never be good at coached sports, haha. I have too much of a "screw you guys, I'm goin' home." attitude.
Remember Kirk Cameron from Growing Pains? Yeah, me too, I'm sorry. Here's a funny-ass link that'll make you hate him even more! Fucking bible humpers......::*God might not hate you, but bible-fucking Christian elitists sure do!*::.
and now a survey (with actual interesting questions)
1. Name: Cory
2. If there are 3 wells (love, beauty, and creativity) and you can drink from one of them, which would you choose? Creativity
3. Do you wish on stars? Yes. I wish Jake Gylenhaal and Hal Sparks would be my personal sex slaves and I also with Anna Nicole would get off TrimSpa, because she looked better when she resembled a puffer fish. I'll have to share Hal with Amy if that ever happens, haha.
4. What is the most disgusting food you have ever eaten? Rancid milk, you know, the kind you drink by mistake.
5. Would you kill someone? Everyone has a price.
6. Virgin or not? nope
7. What TV show or movie title best describes your life? Far Too Gone
8. Do you like your handwriting? Generally, I don't
9. Who are you jealous of? Shallow people without a care in the world.
10. Who would you marry? GRAHAM NORTON!! I'm in love with him!
11. What is your favorite lunch meal? turkey burgers I guess
12. Do you think that the people on the gap commercials are cool? Well, certainly cool enough to be looking down the wrong end of a double barrel shotgun. (Not Rufus though, he's too gorgeous)
13. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Haha, I think so.
14. Are you a daredevil? I'm more daring than most people I know. VULVA!!
15. How big was the biggest mango you ever had? I don't like mango
16. Have you ever told a secret that you swore you wouldn't repeat? yes
17. Do you pray? sometimes. "God, please send me loads of cash, Jude Law, and kill my ex-boyfriends and Jessica Simpson in the slowest ways possible. Amen."
18. Have you ever met anyone famous? Liv Tyler, she's a sweetie who loves Tori Amos.
19. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I think, at the end of the rainbow, sits the "Fab Five" and a lisping french poodle wearing Liberache's night gown.
20. How do you vent anger? Tell the person now, or fuck 'em up later. It's ALWAYS one or the other. So, if I'm pissed at you, and I haven't told you in vivid detail why I am....watch the fuck out.
21. Are you trendy? uh, not really. I have my moments
22. Are you passive or aggressive? both at the wrong times. agressive mostly
23. Who is your idol? Tori Amos
24. Who is your second family? lots of people put together
25. Do you trust others easily? I'm very exclusive about what I say to people and how I say it. There's very few people who I can just tell someone something without worrying that it'll come back and bite me in the ass later.
26. What was your favorite toy as a child? My Little Petshop toys. Remember those!? You know you do, and you loved them.
27. What class in school do you think is totally useless? Different kinds of science, like the dopplar effect and other useless bullshit.
28. What is the punch-line to your favorite joke? 'why do women wear make-up and perfume'......'because they're ugly and they stink'
29. Do you think your life so far has been good? It's been informative
30. Which was your best Halloween costume? a hippie, I think.
31. Have you ever been on radio or television? TV one time in 1st grade I think
32. Do you keep a diary? yes
33. Have you ever intentionally hurt another person? Yes
34. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? a long time ago
35. Do you feel understood most of the time? there are times, depending on who I talk to (and its almost always women who make me feel understood, for some reason).
36. Do you drink milk? yeah, all the time
37. Would you rather have a sore throat or an upset stomach? UPSET STOMACH! I'm so tired of sore throats. I HATE them.
38. What is the new saying that you've been using a lot? "dirrty, dirrty bitches"(copyright Amy) and "recockulous"(copyright Matt)
39. Do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer or in separate ones? same
40. Did you pay money to see "honey I shrunk the kids"? I never saw it in theater, it always came on the Disney channel. I loved it.
41. What is your all time favorite song? right now, "The Bandaid Only Covers The Bullethole" by Scarling
42. What was the best Christmas present you received? A huge toy set of cowboys and indians. In my game, those white fuckers were the ones on the reservations, haha!
43. Could you be a vegetarian? I was for a while, I could do it again
44. What word do you use when you think something is good? "I'm spent"
45. What band has the funniest name? They all suck. Wiffy Whitlow, I guess
46. Would you ever bungee jump? fuck yes!
47. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? no, never
48. Who is your favorite talented white rapper? Don't know of one. You show me a talented white rapper, and I guess I'll tell you....
49. Would you rather wear uniforms to school? nope
50. Have you ever given money to a bum? Yes
51. What are you worried about right now? school
52. Do you ever wear overalls? I used to
53. Do you think you are strong (emotionally)? Yes
54. Do you hate anyone? yes
55. Who is your Best Friend? Kelly
56. Do you regret anything? of course
57. Who do you love? my friends and family
58. What is your opinion of the person that sent this to you? I got it from her LJ, she's one rad mama.
59. What are you going to do next? go for a walk.
60. Are you going to send this to everyone you know? just LJ
61. What is your favorite quote? "Ride on, friends of black swan" Tori Amos
62. Name 3 people you want to thank for their friendship: Kelly, Jessy, and Britney
63. Have you ever considered a religious vocation? no.....
64. What's your biggest dream/wish? to help others
65. What is the one modern thing you could never live without? Modern? Uh...I guess my keyboard or computer
66. Have you ever done anything illegal? Yes
67. Have you ever thought with another's head? uh.....not that I know of
68. Are you friends with the person who sent this to you or you stole this from? yes
69. Who do you like better, N'Sync or the Backstreet Boys? I can't decide. I think they'd all look good as piniatas.
70. What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guys standing on the sidewalk? Roll my eyes and keep walking.
71. What is the most important lesson you have learned outside of school? Know what you want and don't let the cattle stand in the way.
72. What do you regret doing or not doing in your life the most? wasting my time with people who aren't worth it, when I could have been spending it with people who are.
73. What things are you afraid of most? not being able to save someone I love
74. Name the one person whose arms you feel safe in? My own, thanks. I don't need anyone else's.
or something. I'm not really the kind of person who, when someone says I can't do something, reacts like "oh, I'll show em! blach blah blah." It's more of a, "Whatever, your being a dick and I'm not interested anymore." Thats why I'd never be good at coached sports, haha. I have too much of a "screw you guys, I'm goin' home." attitude.
Remember Kirk Cameron from Growing Pains? Yeah, me too, I'm sorry. Here's a funny-ass link that'll make you hate him even more! Fucking bible humpers......::*God might not hate you, but bible-fucking Christian elitists sure do!*::.
and now a survey (with actual interesting questions)
1. Name: Cory
2. If there are 3 wells (love, beauty, and creativity) and you can drink from one of them, which would you choose? Creativity
3. Do you wish on stars? Yes. I wish Jake Gylenhaal and Hal Sparks would be my personal sex slaves and I also with Anna Nicole would get off TrimSpa, because she looked better when she resembled a puffer fish. I'll have to share Hal with Amy if that ever happens, haha.
4. What is the most disgusting food you have ever eaten? Rancid milk, you know, the kind you drink by mistake.
5. Would you kill someone? Everyone has a price.
6. Virgin or not? nope
7. What TV show or movie title best describes your life? Far Too Gone
8. Do you like your handwriting? Generally, I don't
9. Who are you jealous of? Shallow people without a care in the world.
10. Who would you marry? GRAHAM NORTON!! I'm in love with him!
11. What is your favorite lunch meal? turkey burgers I guess
12. Do you think that the people on the gap commercials are cool? Well, certainly cool enough to be looking down the wrong end of a double barrel shotgun. (Not Rufus though, he's too gorgeous)
13. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Haha, I think so.
14. Are you a daredevil? I'm more daring than most people I know. VULVA!!
15. How big was the biggest mango you ever had? I don't like mango
16. Have you ever told a secret that you swore you wouldn't repeat? yes
17. Do you pray? sometimes. "God, please send me loads of cash, Jude Law, and kill my ex-boyfriends and Jessica Simpson in the slowest ways possible. Amen."
18. Have you ever met anyone famous? Liv Tyler, she's a sweetie who loves Tori Amos.
19. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I think, at the end of the rainbow, sits the "Fab Five" and a lisping french poodle wearing Liberache's night gown.
20. How do you vent anger? Tell the person now, or fuck 'em up later. It's ALWAYS one or the other. So, if I'm pissed at you, and I haven't told you in vivid detail why I am....watch the fuck out.
21. Are you trendy? uh, not really. I have my moments
22. Are you passive or aggressive? both at the wrong times. agressive mostly
23. Who is your idol? Tori Amos
24. Who is your second family? lots of people put together
25. Do you trust others easily? I'm very exclusive about what I say to people and how I say it. There's very few people who I can just tell someone something without worrying that it'll come back and bite me in the ass later.
26. What was your favorite toy as a child? My Little Petshop toys. Remember those!? You know you do, and you loved them.
27. What class in school do you think is totally useless? Different kinds of science, like the dopplar effect and other useless bullshit.
28. What is the punch-line to your favorite joke? 'why do women wear make-up and perfume'......'because they're ugly and they stink'
29. Do you think your life so far has been good? It's been informative
30. Which was your best Halloween costume? a hippie, I think.
31. Have you ever been on radio or television? TV one time in 1st grade I think
32. Do you keep a diary? yes
33. Have you ever intentionally hurt another person? Yes
34. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? a long time ago
35. Do you feel understood most of the time? there are times, depending on who I talk to (and its almost always women who make me feel understood, for some reason).
36. Do you drink milk? yeah, all the time
37. Would you rather have a sore throat or an upset stomach? UPSET STOMACH! I'm so tired of sore throats. I HATE them.
38. What is the new saying that you've been using a lot? "dirrty, dirrty bitches"(copyright Amy) and "recockulous"(copyright Matt)
39. Do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer or in separate ones? same
40. Did you pay money to see "honey I shrunk the kids"? I never saw it in theater, it always came on the Disney channel. I loved it.
41. What is your all time favorite song? right now, "The Bandaid Only Covers The Bullethole" by Scarling
42. What was the best Christmas present you received? A huge toy set of cowboys and indians. In my game, those white fuckers were the ones on the reservations, haha!
43. Could you be a vegetarian? I was for a while, I could do it again
44. What word do you use when you think something is good? "I'm spent"
45. What band has the funniest name? They all suck. Wiffy Whitlow, I guess
46. Would you ever bungee jump? fuck yes!
47. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? no, never
48. Who is your favorite talented white rapper? Don't know of one. You show me a talented white rapper, and I guess I'll tell you....
49. Would you rather wear uniforms to school? nope
50. Have you ever given money to a bum? Yes
51. What are you worried about right now? school
52. Do you ever wear overalls? I used to
53. Do you think you are strong (emotionally)? Yes
54. Do you hate anyone? yes
55. Who is your Best Friend? Kelly
56. Do you regret anything? of course
57. Who do you love? my friends and family
58. What is your opinion of the person that sent this to you? I got it from her LJ, she's one rad mama.
59. What are you going to do next? go for a walk.
60. Are you going to send this to everyone you know? just LJ
61. What is your favorite quote? "Ride on, friends of black swan" Tori Amos
62. Name 3 people you want to thank for their friendship: Kelly, Jessy, and Britney
63. Have you ever considered a religious vocation? no.....
64. What's your biggest dream/wish? to help others
65. What is the one modern thing you could never live without? Modern? Uh...I guess my keyboard or computer
66. Have you ever done anything illegal? Yes
67. Have you ever thought with another's head? uh.....not that I know of
68. Are you friends with the person who sent this to you or you stole this from? yes
69. Who do you like better, N'Sync or the Backstreet Boys? I can't decide. I think they'd all look good as piniatas.
70. What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guys standing on the sidewalk? Roll my eyes and keep walking.
71. What is the most important lesson you have learned outside of school? Know what you want and don't let the cattle stand in the way.
72. What do you regret doing or not doing in your life the most? wasting my time with people who aren't worth it, when I could have been spending it with people who are.
73. What things are you afraid of most? not being able to save someone I love
74. Name the one person whose arms you feel safe in? My own, thanks. I don't need anyone else's.