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017- (Voice) Death Toll, the First

Mar 16, 2010 19:44

[If it's possible to sound both pained and homicidal, Gabe sure as hell is close to it right now.]

Someone... [Coughhackgroan.... Excrutiatingly long pause. COUGHHACKARGH.]

Let's try that again.

Someone's gonna... Gonna... [Trails off into another horrific coughing fit. THIS IS NOT PAIN AN ARCHANGEL SHOULD BE FEELING. GDI, BARGE. WHY YOU HATIN'.]

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[!] you've forfeited your right to live, [verse] lastvoyages, [!] the archangel displeased with life, [!] bring out your dead, [!] thanks again psychos

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spam~ youdaman March 17 2010, 02:04:41 UTC

[Curled up Max is curled up in the infirmary and not completely coherent yet. This is her first death toll. Sad times, Max. Sad times.]

spam~ painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:10:59 UTC

[As soon as Gabriel realized where Max was, he ignored the pain and the urge to throw up every time so much as lifted a finger to do anything remotely angelic and blipped back the infirmary.

And then promptly wobbled.]

I'm fine. I'm... Fine!

[It was really hard to maintain a threatening glower when you're about ready to fall over, but Gabriel managed until he got a chair pulled over beside Max's cot and... Promptly flopped on her slightly with his head resting on her stomach.

You could not pry him from this spot with the jaws of life. Grr protective archangel. Grr.]

spam~ youdaman March 17 2010, 02:13:28 UTC

[Max woke up a few moments after his head hit her stomach and released a hiss of pain. This sucked. This sucked really bad.]

spam~ painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:15:47 UTC

[Gabe lifted his head quickly... Too quickly. Wow. Dizzy.]

Sorry. Hi. On the bright side, you're not a zombie.

[He dropped his head back down, but this time on the edge of the cot. This sucked A LOT.]

spam~ youdaman March 17 2010, 02:17:03 UTC

[Max groans.] What the hell happened? [Her voice is tiny and muted.]

Re: spam~ painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:20:09 UTC

[And now Max made him sad on top of IN MORE PAIN THAN HE'D EVER BEEN. GDI.]

Somebody decided they liked their Barge extra crispy. And we just happened to be near the deep fryer.

spam~ youdaman March 17 2010, 02:21:39 UTC

Oh... um... okay. [Max said stiffly.] I'll be fine, you don't have to worry 'bout- [Wince wince wince.] me.

spam~ painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:29:18 UTC

[He scooted his chair closer and folded his arms underneath his head to pillow it. Consider this his formal statement of not going anywhere.]

I'm fine... Right here. [Slight groan, muffled by his arms, so maybe the doctors won't hear it and try to drag him off, because that would be a very bad idea.]

spam~ youdaman March 17 2010, 02:32:55 UTC

[Max just possessively scritches his head repeatedly before realizing what she's doing, POSSESSIVE THING LOL and stops.] I mean it-- I'll be fine.

spam~ youdaman March 17 2010, 02:33:51 UTC

[Max just possessively scritches his head repeatedly before catching herself and stopping.] I mean it-- I'll be fine.

spam~ painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:38:36 UTC

[Nooo. The scritches were nice. Why did that have to stop?]

Sure, sure. [He yawned... And it hurt. A lot.]

I like it here, though.

spam~ youdaman March 17 2010, 02:39:38 UTC

[Max shrugged and that hurt too.] If you insist.

spam~ painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:53:37 UTC

[Gabriel scooted a little closer to press his head a little closer to Max's side.

HIS MAX, DAMMIT. He will be moved by nothing. :|]

spam~ youdaman March 17 2010, 02:56:38 UTC

Gabe..... I'll be fine. [She whined.]

spam~ painhumbles March 17 2010, 03:02:56 UTC

You're not getting rid of me that easily. [ADAMANT SEMI-POWEERLESS PAINED ARCHANGEL IS ADAMANT, SEMI-POWERLESS, AND PAINED. :|]

spam~ youdaman March 17 2010, 03:05:30 UTC

You're a little too persistent, you know that? [Dry ouchie laugh.]

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