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017- (Voice) Death Toll, the First

Mar 16, 2010 19:44

[If it's possible to sound both pained and homicidal, Gabe sure as hell is close to it right now.]

Someone... [Coughhackgroan.... Excrutiatingly long pause. COUGHHACKARGH.]

Let's try that again.

Someone's gonna... Gonna... [Trails off into another horrific coughing fit. THIS IS NOT PAIN AN ARCHANGEL SHOULD BE FEELING. GDI, BARGE. WHY YOU HATIN'.]

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[!] you've forfeited your right to live, [verse] lastvoyages, [!] the archangel displeased with life, [!] bring out your dead, [!] thanks again psychos

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yousethimfree March 17 2010, 01:26:54 UTC

Gabby? [Most worried demon EVAR.]

painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:07:10 UTC

[Most deliriously in pain angel EVAR.]

Hi, Rubes. Don't eat the stuff in the... Cafeteria. Mmmkay?

yousethimfree March 17 2010, 02:09:02 UTC

Yeah, okay, sure.

[Pause here.]

I'd ask how you are, but that's a stupid question.

painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:11:57 UTC

[SAD ANGEL IS SAAAD, RUBY.]

This is what pain feels like.

And it suuucks.

yousethimfree March 17 2010, 02:14:20 UTC

[You almost made her wibble, Gabby. Almost. Soclose.]

Death toll. Fuck.

painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:16:33 UTC

I didn't even die. No fair.

yousethimfree March 17 2010, 02:18:08 UTC

Yeah, well. Life on the barge. What can ya do?

painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:20:48 UTC

[Petulantly. SO petulantly.] Find the guy and kick his ass.

yousethimfree March 17 2010, 02:22:38 UTC

Hey, good idea. Except I still don't know what the fuck's going on.

painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:27:08 UTC

[ANGELS DO MELODRAMA SO WELL. Whiiiine. He's never felt this much pain before. Whiiiine.]

Unimaginable pain and torment?

yousethimfree March 17 2010, 02:29:07 UTC

[How about some unimaginable eyerolling? Oh wait, it's not so unimaginable.]

Details, Gabriel.

painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:30:50 UTC

I don't know. Something went off in the cafeteria. It made everything glow... And then my vessel was a pile of ashes on the floor and I was... I dunno where.

And now everything hurts.

[SULK, POUT, REPEAT.]

yousethimfree March 17 2010, 02:33:55 UTC

Don't worry. It'll go away. Promise.

[If that sounds like something someone would say to a child...it probably is.]

painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:36:01 UTC

[Gabe doesn't even caaare right now. THE PAIN, RUBY. THE PAAAIN.]

It better.

yousethimfree March 17 2010, 02:38:18 UTC

[SHE KNOWS. And now, she will mother him.]

Can I get you anything? And I mean other than the head of whoever did this.

painhumbles March 17 2010, 02:39:51 UTC

No thanks. I think I just... Need to sleep it off. I can't do anything when I'm like this.

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