038 (Voice/Video) And, all the while, coyote keeps on singing....

Jun 26, 2010 23:31

[There's some scratching sounds on the microphone and what to human ears will sound like a frustrated dog's growling is actually Gabriel swearing and trying to urge HIS NEWFOUND PAWS to operate the controls on his journal. After a moment of cojoling, the video clicks on and there's an EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF A PAIR OF AMBER EYES AND A SNOUT... And then ( Read more... )

[!] this could be worse, [!] likes hearing himself talk, [!] flood time is my least favorite time, [!] fiddling while rome burns

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[video] gammapulsed June 27 2010, 05:05:35 UTC
[At least squirrels have finger-like paws, so there's not so much trouble with Bruce's comm. Though now the keys are bigger and there's that annoyance when dealing with a keyboard that's not familiar, but there are bigger issues now, Bruce, so focus.]

Uh. How exactly could this be worse? ...Besides, er. Zombies. Randomly showing up. While we're like this. ...Or, um. Oh, lord.

[Yeah, his brain is running through all the possible permutations of how this could be worse. Each scenario is more outlandish and horribly ending than the last. SOMEONE BREAK HIM OUT OF HIS LOOP, PLEASE.]

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[video] painhumbles June 27 2010, 05:16:47 UTC
[SQUIRREL.

...Okay, moment over. Time to break Bruce out of his fugue state.]

Eh. For me anyway. I might, I could be a squirrel.

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[video] gammapulsed June 27 2010, 05:27:18 UTC
W-well there's th- [Yeah, it hasn't hit Bruce that he's a tiny, prey animal yet.

...Oh. Now he still gives you a 8| Gabe. ...Minus his nose twitching.] Hey now, at least I have. Fingers. ...Fingerish. Things. Kind of. [And look! He's pointing at you. With his fingerpaws.]

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[video] painhumbles June 27 2010, 05:31:39 UTC
[Gabriel shakes his head.]

And I have telekinesis. I still win.

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[video] gammapulsed June 27 2010, 05:39:02 UTC
Yeah, well. Good for you. But as someone without any, uh. Special abilities to start with. [Compulsive grooming of ears before his face goes as O_O as a squirrel's can and he stops himself.] This isn't exactly all you're cracking it up to be, so.

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[video] painhumbles June 27 2010, 05:46:23 UTC
Oh just embrace your squirrely fate already, Brucie. I mean... I honestly don't see much of a difference here.

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[video] gammapulsed June 27 2010, 06:00:55 UTC
Tha-- You're wr- ...I don't have a squirrelly f-

[Yeah, Bruce is sulking a little atm.]

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