ATTN: CITY

[pain_packer]

Especially you and you (Maybe you if you would stop talking about your damn beer and kissed me already. Ubo kissed you, anyway.)

LET'S MAKE BABIES.

...is that how the line works?

Comments

[bl4ckv01c3]

...Guys can't make babies with guys.

And no. No thanks, Fei.

[pain_packer]

I know that, idiot.

[bl4ckv01c3]

Then why did you say that? You could've used something a little more... catchall since that's what you're obviously going for.

Plus the thought of having children might be a turnoff.

[pain_packer]

Alright, know-it-all: What would you say?

[bl4ckv01c3]

Relax. I'm not planning on doing anything like that.

He wants to jump in my pants too, remember?

[nenthreads]

Well someone sounds experienced.

[bl4ckv01c3]

Well, why wouldn't I be? I analyze and study everything. I even know the success rates of various pick up lines and used the data to develop my own.

Who do you think came up with classics like:

I've got a calculus problem, and the solution is (YOU ∪ ME).

or

You should be in the Genei Ryodan, 'cause you just stole my heart.

or

Are you a Sousaka? Cause you've got me under your control!

or

Wanna grab a beer?

[pain_packer]

I'm sold. Let's do it.

[bl4ckv01c3]

Huh WHAT?! NO WAY!! BACK OFF MAN, I'M SERIOUS!!!

MACHI!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!

[nenthreads]

Yeah. Be the saint, Sharnaak. I'm not sure this miss would survive anything Feitan attempted. You've just admitted you have experience anyways.

Must've been Ubo.

[nenthreads]

Don't worry, I think you're safe tonight.

[bl4ckv01c3]

YEAH?! Well, I'M NOT!!!

[nenthreads]

I can patch you up later, no worries.