The Gang's All Here
Okaaaay, so drama's fun, right? I'm just glad a good chunker of mine just got taken care of last night, and we've also got a new member of the household to boot! First off, Cory's all officially moved in now, no more calls, no more worrying about Chuck County thugs breaking in his house and stealing his shit and getting into fights and all that bullshit. And most importantly, Cory's allowed to keep his dog Samantha at my house, which is great because otherwise if we had to put her to sleep like we were going to Cory would be BESIDE HIMSELF. And I'm SO not going to deal with that if I can help it. But ohhhh, my poor baby, he was so sleep-deprived from moving and working and not eating from being so stressed about what to do with his dog he actually brought Samantha up in his car, in secret, and was going to try and plead his case to my mom, but before even that and before even telling me, he told my friend Justin who was over at the time that he had Samantha in his car while they were out smoking a cigarette. So Justin came and told me, and said that Cory's REALLY out of it and to not be pissed at him but he didn't know what to do so he told me, and then I didn't know what to do, so I told my mom, and she saw how devoted Cory and his dog are devted to each other and decided to let her stay. Cory was SO relieved he got all sobby. Awww, he loves his dog so much. But yeah, all this emotional-ass shit was going on, and we were all stoned as shit, and the whole time all this is going on my friend Gina's passed out on my bed, no idea what's going on. Til I woke her up and was like, Oh Gina-- you missed it. Drama drama drama. I was halfway expecting to hear soap opera organs in the background. I'm still tired right now typing this. It's always the emotional shit that wears me out the most, I swear. But yeah, Samantha's chillin' with me while Cory's at work. She keeps running around trying to find him, and keeps laying over by all of his boxes and clothes. I've never had a dog before. But yeah, as you were.