Fool, You're a Tool, You See

[paigearino]

I am determined to apply my weird nature of choosing things to guys from now on. I am way more discerning and snobbish about everything else in my life. I choose the colour of nail polish I will have my toes painted based on what it's called, not the colour it actually is (right now: a hot pink called "you're a pisa work" and before this it was "cara mia crimson") I like bands more for their lyrics than what they may actually sound like. I assume people in certain clothes or certain shoes or certain band t-shirts are of a certain nature that I usually don't like. I base my entire idea of how people behave on the day they were born and profess it to be the answer to and reason for all of our problems with one another. I will never date another Leo for as long as I live. My interest in bands is conversely effected by their level of fame. I like things because they are tacky, or really bright. The uglier something is, the more I usually want it.
So why is it that I can't apply this to the guys I date? Why am I so much more lax on my policies, not to mention more shallow? The guys I date have all been pretty freaking good looking. Maybe I am one of those cute girls that gets cute guys? Even if I don't feel like it. I mean, the guys I date are like Kate Spade handbags: cute but entirely useless. Not to mention selfish, egocentric and completely souless.
Someday, I will find a guy who will not only think it's awesome that I want to walk down the aisle to Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" but also not really care that I was talking about that in the first place.