Jul 27, 2005 11:01
yesterday i was reading this thing called "50 things a guy should know about a girl" and i decided that i didnt agree with alot (probably half) of the things i read on it. besides the fact that ive decided that i know im high maintenance ask my ex bf's theyll all tell you that i pretty much am, and yeah sometimes i can be a bitch and ask for alot from you but.. FIFTY things a guy SHOULD know just off hand is kinda asking too much... its kinda retarded and most of it isnt even common sense its shit like : hit it and quit it cuz tonight im getting wiht your best friend... which isnt true at all because a lot of the times i am not even attracted to my guy's best friends... so, ive decided to give you people a few secrets of my own... and they arent like a million things its just a few things that i secretly like and have never actually came out and said it when it happens.
1. I like it when you are just talking to me and you say my name.. i know its weird but it sounds cute when someones like "so, Paige..." or "Paige,...." i mean i think its cute when boys say my name.
2. I like it when you pull me in to you, it shows you want me to be touching you and that you like holding on to me.
3. I really dont care about your ex girlfriends and I'm not them, so dont compare me unless you are gunna tell me about how much better I am than them... honestly, I'm not striving to be them and if I'm so much more horrible than them obviously you should be with them and not me.
4. If you are expecting to take me out in public, dont expect me to want to let anyone know that I am with you if you're wearing a beater. It's tacky and trashy looking and I think that's probably the ugliest thing a guy could put on in public even if you have absolutely no fashion sense what so ever.
5. For those of you that get too scared to massage cuz you dont know if you can do it good or not...I dont care what psycho things you do, as long as you are somewhat tickling or being gentle with my back, legs, arms, lower back I will worship you... It's my favorite thing in the whole wide world and you can never go wrong with it.
6. Wear a smile when you see me. It's not too much to ask. and it's unattractive to just be all depressed looking, if I wanted that I'd probably just go to Detroit and help out at the soup kitchen for a night.
thats all i can think of for now... but its pretty sweet, im sure other girls would agree with my requests.... o one more
7. If you ask me out, bring some money cuz I do expect you to pay.
haha... thats all not for real. Hope the wisdom soaks in...
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