(no subject)

[paid_to_listen]

dad: do you want anything from trader joe's? like jerky?
me: yeah.

[all except me go to costco]

mom: awww. i forgot to get your jerky
me: oh, dang.

[i go back inside]
[then i got back outside]

dad: mom forgot your jerky.

and it's not even like they're that old. they're like, 40, give or take a few years.