why

Mar 27, 2005 21:54

1.) I don't "fondol" myself to dictionaries. If my brain is more highly developed than yours, it's not my fault. I apologize for English being so difficult for you.

2.) Contrary to popular opinion, I'm not a "humpback whale."

3.) I shave my moustache, unlike 100% of the girls in your group.

4.) I'm decent.

5.) Arguing with me makes me want to argue more.

6.) I can't help it if you look like a homosexual version of John Stamos + Henry Winkler.

7.) Okay, actually I can, but not through legal means.

8.) Yes, we "hide behind a corner." We hide from your extremely displeasurable appearance and presence.

9.) I'm decent.

10.) I'm decent.
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