Mar 27, 2005 21:54
1.) I don't "fondol" myself to dictionaries. If my brain is more highly developed than yours, it's not my fault. I apologize for English being so difficult for you.
2.) Contrary to popular opinion, I'm not a "humpback whale."
3.) I shave my moustache, unlike 100% of the girls in your group.
4.) I'm decent.
5.) Arguing with me makes me want to argue more.
6.) I can't help it if you look like a homosexual version of John Stamos + Henry Winkler.
7.) Okay, actually I can, but not through legal means.
8.) Yes, we "hide behind a corner." We hide from your extremely displeasurable appearance and presence.
9.) I'm decent.
10.) I'm decent.