Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
sholva (-5000 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I gave
taivassilma a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I stole
subletaali's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4286 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
paheita