Babelfishing Poetry: "If You Are Really A Bug"
Babelfishing Poetry: "If You Are Really A Bug"
Hello! Lovely to see you, thank you for stopping by, and wahoo, it's Friday already. Hooray! And you know what's coming next -- more Babelfishing poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, convolute the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem.
Well, lookie here, it's the Spice Girls! Anybody remember the Spice Girls? Whatever happened to them, anyway?
Well, anyway, let's dust off some cobwebs from 1996 by Babelfishing their hit, "Wannabe" (watch video here). Enjoy.
If You Are Really A Bug
John, I will say what I will.
I have actual remains, you say?
If you want my future, I may forget
the wonderland of our virtual past.
I can be better soon, if necessary.
Now, please do not waste
your valuable time, Visesavenu.
We can work together to look good.
If you want your friends, get a friend.
The end result is not permanent.
Friendship will never end.
If you want to be my partner, the following is said:
It's pretty simple, but this does not lead the world.
What do you think to know more about you now?
Think about it!
I love the fact that you can say.
Tiles that cannot be again.
If you are really a bug, I --
I must say the peace,
because of our cooperation.
Hello! Lovely to see you, thank you for stopping by, and wahoo, it's Friday already. Hooray! And you know what's coming next -- more Babelfishing poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, convolute the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem.
Well, lookie here, it's the Spice Girls! Anybody remember the Spice Girls? Whatever happened to them, anyway?
Well, anyway, let's dust off some cobwebs from 1996 by Babelfishing their hit, "Wannabe" (watch video here). Enjoy.
If You Are Really A Bug
John, I will say what I will.
I have actual remains, you say?
If you want my future, I may forget
the wonderland of our virtual past.
I can be better soon, if necessary.
Now, please do not waste
your valuable time, Visesavenu.
We can work together to look good.
If you want your friends, get a friend.
The end result is not permanent.
Friendship will never end.
If you want to be my partner, the following is said:
It's pretty simple, but this does not lead the world.
What do you think to know more about you now?
Think about it!
I love the fact that you can say.
Tiles that cannot be again.
If you are really a bug, I --
I must say the peace,
because of our cooperation.