Mark your twisted calendars!
It’s when we need ’National African American Parent Involvement Day’ that we know mankind is headed down the shitter.
And worse yet, advertising it on pencils.
Its friendly reminders of our skewed societal system that help to brighten my day.
How about ’Take Your Hooker To Work Day’ - that might turn a few heads in the office. The icing on the cake? Blowjobs in the breakroom.
The 11th Annual ’Bake-Off For Burn Victims’ kicks off tomorrow, at 5pm!
Don’t miss the bonfire and pig roast immediately following.
Mark your twisted calendars.
It’s that time again.
And worse yet, advertising it on pencils.
Its friendly reminders of our skewed societal system that help to brighten my day.
How about ’Take Your Hooker To Work Day’ - that might turn a few heads in the office. The icing on the cake? Blowjobs in the breakroom.
The 11th Annual ’Bake-Off For Burn Victims’ kicks off tomorrow, at 5pm!
Don’t miss the bonfire and pig roast immediately following.
Mark your twisted calendars.
It’s that time again.