His Mom Still Makes Pecan Pies.
CorporalAssbag: your mom gave me herpes
Auto response from GeneralDouche: I am away from my computer right now.
GeneralDouche: your mom gave me a vaginal rash.
CorporalAssbag: ...i knew you were a girl.
CorporalAssbag: i could kill a beanie baby
GeneralDouche: i'm sure you could.
CorporalAssbag: don't mock me.. i could! ...but you couldn't... you're too weak...! AND YOUR MOM STILL MAKES PECAN PIES!
GeneralDouche: oooh...I could kill many beanie babies..my strength in that area is unmatchable..AND YOUR MOM STILL GETS HER HAIR DONE!!!
CorporalAssbag: LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
CorporalAssbag: ...2
GeneralDouche: 3...
GeneralDouche: I'm ashamed of you.
CorporalAssbag: ...4
CorporalAssbag: you're insignificant
GeneralDouche: 5...
GeneralDouche: You're inferior.
CorporalAssbag: ...6
CorporalAssbag: your mom makes pecan pies.
GeneralDouche: 7...
GeneralDouche: your mom gets her hair done.
CorporalAssbag: ...8
CorporalAssbag: i could kill a boy
GeneralDouche: 9...
GeneralDouche: girls beat me up.
CorporalAssbag: ...10
GeneralDouche: I'm sorry, that was an embarrassing revelation.
CorporalAssbag: i know, that was me and hong kong last week.
GeneralDouche: 11...
GeneralDouche: I will beat you and hong kong with a frozen corn dog.
CorporalAssbag: ...12
CorporalAssbag: LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111222223333333444556677889