Mar 27, 2005 05:16
You know what's better than eating jello?
Drinking Jello.
The strawberry kind.
Mm-mm good.
Eating with a little tiny coffee stir straw is awesome too.
The strawberry is the shits.
I like orange, but the green one - what is it?
Lime.
Yea, lime is wierd...
But good.
Drinking lime jello would probably be wierd though.
I denno about orange.
You know that they have a strawberry banana jello?
That just rocks my socks.
I mean...
I can imagine how they get the strawberry in it...
But how do you put banana's in jello?
That's just...
Awesome.
There's something special about jello.
It can make an awesome day, an even awesome-er day.
Like at Fanfest...
Mucho awesomness added to the awesomness of FanFest.
When you go to the beach...
Mucho awesomness added to the awesomness of the beach.
Lime goes with FanFest well.
I mean, you have the A's, and lime jello.
Green is their colour.
Strawberry goes welll with the beach.
I mean, think about it.
Like if you imagine uber erotic visitation of the beach...
A little picnic before you get down to the nasty...
What are you going to eat?
Fruit.
And not just any fruit.
But good fruit.
Thus the strawberry.
But what if you don't go to the beach for a day of erotic nasties?
That's where strawberry jello comes in.
You see?
It's all quite logical to me.
Why am I talking about jello?