I am such a good wife

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Steve's always telling me I need to put on weight, so being a good and dutiful and obedient wife, I made lunch. Just for me. There's half a cup of cheese, half a cup of mayonnaise and a tub of cream cheese in that puppy. (Along with a smattering of spinach and onion for health.) The bread bits have butter and cheese on them and I am a HAPPY GIRL. Anything to please my lord and master.





FIVE HOURS LATER

Suddenly I don't feel so good.