Malevolent Wardrobe Fairy Mach III
This is officially no longer a joke. Five minutes ago I got up to go to the coffee station. On the way I reached back to tuck my silk shirt into my skirt at the back, because it’s slippery and keeps coming out. My hand went through the back of my skirt where my zip should have been. The ridiculous thing is that the zip pull was at the top, but the zip was undone. I am the ONLY person this stuff EVER happens to! WHY ME?? And let’s just review where I’ve been today, shall we?
1. An exclusive boutique hotel in Herne Bay
2. The hairdresser
3. An exclusive linen shop in Remuera
4. Gordon Harris
5. Work
I have no idea when the zip teeth parted company, but I can only say that I am a little tomato right now. Thank goodness I’m wearing tights. If only they were black tights and not… actually, I don’t need to go there. The tragedy is that this is the most perfect skirt I've ever owned. It looks fabulous, it fits, it’s the right colour and it was on sale. I’ve had it for three weeks and worn it ten times, and I feel amazing in it. And now it can’t be trusted. It is the skirt who cried wolf. I’ll always be wondering “Is it safe?” Every time I wear it our association will be polluted by the memory of this moment. I’m going back to my jeans tomorrow, I swear.
1. An exclusive boutique hotel in Herne Bay
2. The hairdresser
3. An exclusive linen shop in Remuera
4. Gordon Harris
5. Work
I have no idea when the zip teeth parted company, but I can only say that I am a little tomato right now. Thank goodness I’m wearing tights. If only they were black tights and not… actually, I don’t need to go there. The tragedy is that this is the most perfect skirt I've ever owned. It looks fabulous, it fits, it’s the right colour and it was on sale. I’ve had it for three weeks and worn it ten times, and I feel amazing in it. And now it can’t be trusted. It is the skirt who cried wolf. I’ll always be wondering “Is it safe?” Every time I wear it our association will be polluted by the memory of this moment. I’m going back to my jeans tomorrow, I swear.