old conversation but it made me smile

[paganesanders]

The HunGr ArtisT: yeah well what was disgusting is that some random chick in the room overhead and said mmmm yummy
sup3rkath01d: hehehehe
sup3rkath01d: bigger isnt always better though
sup3rkath01d: i know from experience lol
The HunGr ArtisT: well i didn't say it was huge
sup3rkath01d: well how big?
sup3rkath01d: now im curious
The HunGr ArtisT: hmmmmmm
The HunGr ArtisT: not sure you should know
sup3rkath01d: this one guy i used to sleep with is like 11
The HunGr ArtisT: ;-)
The HunGr ArtisT: wow
sup3rkath01d: yeah
sup3rkath01d: and there was another guy i slept with who was almost that big
sup3rkath01d: mike was like almost 7, and that was better sex
sup3rkath01d: see, its not all about size
The HunGr ArtisT: well i hate to say it
The HunGr ArtisT: but I'm a freak
sup3rkath01d: really, i had no idea!!!
sup3rkath01d: why are you a freak now?
The HunGr ArtisT: because its out of control
sup3rkath01d: how out of control
sup3rkath01d: :-P
The HunGr ArtisT: when i think its set at one size
The HunGr ArtisT: its goes beyond to another
sup3rkath01d: hahahahaha
sup3rkath01d: awesome
The HunGr ArtisT: yeah
The HunGr ArtisT: no
sup3rkath01d: my boobs did that
sup3rkath01d: i thought they were done growing in high school
sup3rkath01d: but they got bigger since then
The HunGr ArtisT: you won't stop growing until you're 30
The HunGr ArtisT: i learned that the hard way
sup3rkath01d: boo!
The HunGr ArtisT: i grew an inch and a half
sup3rkath01d: theyre already to big!
The HunGr ArtisT: I'm 6'1 ish now
The HunGr ArtisT: on my right leg
sup3rkath01d: i hope youre talking about height
The HunGr ArtisT: yes
The HunGr ArtisT: of course
The HunGr ArtisT: dude
sup3rkath01d: hahaha
The HunGr ArtisT: 6'1 dong?
The HunGr ArtisT: that's not cute
sup3rkath01d: hahaha that would be so scary
The HunGr ArtisT: scary?
The HunGr ArtisT: more than that
sup3rkath01d: a 6 foot long penis, its like a nightmare
sup3rkath01d: kill you in your sleep
The HunGr ArtisT: hahaha
sup3rkath01d: this is the most fucked up convo ever
The HunGr ArtisT: I just thought about something really funny
sup3rkath01d: oh yeah/
sup3rkath01d: ?
The HunGr ArtisT: yeah
The HunGr ArtisT: the humber fluxuation is raunchy in it self
The HunGr ArtisT: I wish I could tell you.
The HunGr ArtisT: But if i did
The HunGr ArtisT: You may think less of me
The HunGr ArtisT: i don't want to sound like a tramp
sup3rkath01d: or, more of you?
sup3rkath01d: ok dont tell me
sup3rkath01d: :-P
sup3rkath01d: do you make me wait until our wedding night?
sup3rkath01d: you did say you were going to marry me right?
The HunGr ArtisT: In some strange and twisted world we might
sup3rkath01d: you can be my honorary husband
sup3rkath01d: for now
The HunGr ArtisT: meaning?
sup3rkath01d: i dont know
sup3rkath01d: hahah
sup3rkath01d: pretend husband
sup3rkath01d: like were playing house
The HunGr ArtisT: well i can give you a ring
The HunGr ArtisT: and then you can beat me
The HunGr ArtisT: just like a real marriage
sup3rkath01d: haha
sup3rkath01d: youll have to beat me
sup3rkath01d: and knock out my teeth
sup3rkath01d: then we can move into a trailer together