Redress Claims - enjoy your £5000 fine
Despite being registered with TPS (the telephone preference service) these witless monkeys have somehow acquired our number from somewhere and have been calling daily, desperate, desperate I tell you, to reunite us with what is doubtless a fortune in unfairly snatched credit card charges, bank charges and mis-sold payment protection.
Rather than leap at this golden opportunity with both hands and rush to pay their solicitor £395 to start work immediately on my behalf, I have reported them to the TPS in the hope that, even if they can't be tarred, feathered and boiled alive in their own urine, they can at least be fined £5000 and told to leave us the hell alone.
Ye gods but I'm an ungrateful wench...
Rather than leap at this golden opportunity with both hands and rush to pay their solicitor £395 to start work immediately on my behalf, I have reported them to the TPS in the hope that, even if they can't be tarred, feathered and boiled alive in their own urine, they can at least be fined £5000 and told to leave us the hell alone.
Ye gods but I'm an ungrateful wench...