Title: Puss in Boots
Rating: PG13
Warnings: N/A
The loud thud of a book landing on his desk caused Draco to look up: A scowling Grange stood before him.
“Kindly explain the meaning of this.” Granger pointed at the book as the female on its cover turned on booted feet and flashed him a glimpse of her bare arse beneath her short skirt.
Draco fingered the book fondly. “It’s a best-seller, Granger; I’ve even outsold Beedle the Bard.”
“You’ve turned Muggle children stories into porn!” Granger all but shrieked.
He raised his brows at her and smirked; emblazoned across the book’s cover were the words Pussy in Boots.