Fun Collegiate Quotes
"Hey, what's up?"
"Nothing much, just walking around with a mullet, you?"
-Those two guys whose names I forget
(After I IMed my roommate while she was sitting right next to me)
"You are SO GAY."
"No, what would be gay is if I IMed you and said "Hey, you know what's great? Having sex with other women," or something along those lines."
(Later)
"My nutrition class is SO GAY."
"Do you have lectures about alternate uses for vegetables, such as one man using them to anally penetrate another male?"
".........."
"Then it's not gay."
(Later)
"Ugh, this DVD player is SO GAY."
"No, what would be gay is if it had sex with other DVD players of the same gender."
"..."
-My roommate and I. You can probably figure out which one was which.
"Damn you, John Madden! You're fat and ugly and stupid and nobody can ever understand what the fuck you're saying!"
-Me. Again. I was sick, and tired...
"Now cartilage has little cells in it that look sort of like clams. At least, they look like clams to me, and remember, it's my class. You wanna pass? Looks like clams."
-My anatomy professor
Hmm, I remembered more before, when I thought of making this entry. I'll update later.
"Nothing much, just walking around with a mullet, you?"
-Those two guys whose names I forget
(After I IMed my roommate while she was sitting right next to me)
"You are SO GAY."
"No, what would be gay is if I IMed you and said "Hey, you know what's great? Having sex with other women," or something along those lines."
(Later)
"My nutrition class is SO GAY."
"Do you have lectures about alternate uses for vegetables, such as one man using them to anally penetrate another male?"
".........."
"Then it's not gay."
(Later)
"Ugh, this DVD player is SO GAY."
"No, what would be gay is if it had sex with other DVD players of the same gender."
"..."
-My roommate and I. You can probably figure out which one was which.
"Damn you, John Madden! You're fat and ugly and stupid and nobody can ever understand what the fuck you're saying!"
-Me. Again. I was sick, and tired...
"Now cartilage has little cells in it that look sort of like clams. At least, they look like clams to me, and remember, it's my class. You wanna pass? Looks like clams."
-My anatomy professor
Hmm, I remembered more before, when I thought of making this entry. I'll update later.