Bottom of the Barrel

Jan 24, 2009 13:03

Not too long ago.. probably in the range of 6 to 8 months. Me and my roommate Kyteriah (and I think Minimike was there atta time too) were having an oft chuckled look at some of the weirder profiles that shows up at Eka's, and wonder how humanity keeps continuing to propagate without heading towards the likes of which is oft acclaimed in the fabled documentary "Idiocracy". It was one particular day that I had discovered Jet girls on there. Yes, Girls made of jets.. and apparently boasting that TURBINE VORE was possible. TURBINE VORE PEOPLE!!11!

It was then and there I made a comment to the tune of "What's next.. Anthro Volcanoes?" and it escalated to me actually on the fence about making a spoof character of an anthro volcano character (I think it was settled on the pic would be one of the Easter Island heads with arms and legs heads in it's "anthro" form) which constantly ate ONRY HUMAN FEMALES (since it is ekas were talking about) and it would demand these sacrifices constantly. Except to avoid having to actually legitmately use the character it would only eat Hawaiian chicks. :P

Well, I forgot entirely about the anthro volcano thing. That is.. until now..

http://rp.aryion.com/fullinfo.php?&nick=MtAndrea

Edit: Just so there's no confusion. No I didn't make this profile. I'm amazed that a spoof idea I had became a reality in some random person's mind who actually wants to legitimately use it.


[13:05] Invader Pagan - Doin' the class dance!: hey, remember anthro volcano?
[13:05] (H) MiniMike (I) MINIMIKE IS A CYLON!!...oh wait...: ....
[13:05] (H) MiniMike (I) MINIMIKE IS A CYLON!!...oh wait...: oh gods
[13:05] (H) MiniMike (I) MINIMIKE IS A CYLON!!...oh wait...: I don't like where this is going
[13:06] Invader Pagan - Doin' the class dance!: I'll take that as a yes
[13:06] Invader Pagan - Doin' the class dance!: well.. I don't need to make a spoof. one now exists kinda
[13:06] Invader Pagan - Doin' the class dance!: http://rp.aryion.com/fullinfo.php?&nick=MtAndrea
[13:07] Invader Pagan - Doin' the class dance!: this is a sad, sad day for humanity, and furs, and vores :P
[13:08] (H) MiniMike (I) MINIMIKE IS A CYLON!!...oh wait...: Not to mention I think I hear Mauna Loa sobbing tears of lava from here...
[13:08] Invader Pagan - Doin' the class dance!: lol
[13:08] Invader Pagan - Doin' the class dance!: I can haz prophet status now?
[13:12] (H) MiniMike (I) MINIMIKE IS A CYLON!!...oh wait...: :\ I think the discovery of something so silly doesn't deign prophetic worthyness
[13:13] (H) MiniMike (I) MINIMIKE IS A CYLON!!...oh wait...: Perhaps if you predicted a small city exploding...
[13:13] Invader Pagan - Doin' the class dance!: why not? People can predict the end of the world and not have it happen. My prediction came true!

ALSO OMG TORRLE YOU'VE PLAYED AND BEEN TF'D BY IT!?! I'll get the holy water.. don't worry bud we'll save ya.
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