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Dear Girlfriend's Neighbor,
No, she's not moved out completely yet. Yes, this does mean you don't get to commandeer her side of the garage yet. Every time you ask, I add an hour to the move, just to spite you. We've also informed your potential new neighbors, who may be taking over Penny's apartment if the landlord agrees, of your wily ways, and told them not to let you have the half of the garage which, I remind you, your lease does not entitle you to. Look, we're sorry, but you're the guy with four cars (two Porsches, a suped-up Lincoln, and a pickup truck the size of a battlecruiser) who lives in a duplex with a two-car garage, so don't complain when there isn't space for all of your fine vehicles.
Who the hell owns two Porsches, a suped-up Lincoln, and a pickup truck the size of a battlecruiser and lives in such a crappy neighborhood in a duplex anyway, dude?
Insincerely Yours,
Me.
No, she's not moved out completely yet. Yes, this does mean you don't get to commandeer her side of the garage yet. Every time you ask, I add an hour to the move, just to spite you. We've also informed your potential new neighbors, who may be taking over Penny's apartment if the landlord agrees, of your wily ways, and told them not to let you have the half of the garage which, I remind you, your lease does not entitle you to. Look, we're sorry, but you're the guy with four cars (two Porsches, a suped-up Lincoln, and a pickup truck the size of a battlecruiser) who lives in a duplex with a two-car garage, so don't complain when there isn't space for all of your fine vehicles.
Who the hell owns two Porsches, a suped-up Lincoln, and a pickup truck the size of a battlecruiser and lives in such a crappy neighborhood in a duplex anyway, dude?
Insincerely Yours,
Me.