หาเรื่องปัญญาอ่อน 555
My friend sent this to me. it's funny (and also ridiculous) software. You can ask every questions and chat with him (software named Joey) because....
warning : lot of f***ing impolite words(if you understand my language)
This is some of my conversation with him.
You: who is jared leto?
Joey: Jared Leto (born December 26, 1971 in Bossier City, Louisiana) is an American actor. His first major acting performance was in the television series My So-Called Life. From there, he continued with movies such as How to Make an American Quilt, The Thin Red Line, Fight Club, Girl, Interrupted, American Psycho, Alexander, and Requiem for a Dream.
You: is he gay?
Joey: No I think he is straight.
You: but i think he fell in love with colin farrell
Joey: You believe that? I get it. jared leto fell in love with colin farrell.
You: yes!
Joey: Ha.
You: is colin farrell gay?
Joey: He never told me if he is or not.
You: will you fuck him?
Joey: No my body does not have that function.
You: what if you can?
Joey: Try it and see.
You: jared is very beautiful
Joey: Great. And beautiful is jared.
You: sure
Joey: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
You: he loves colin
Joey: Do you think he would say the same thing?
You: อ้าว อีดอก...sureสิวะ
Joey: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What's new?
You: เชี่ย อย่ามานอกเรื่องนะมึง เคือง ไปดีกว่า
Joey: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
โห่..ดูๆ ขนาดโปรแกรมยังไม่เห็นเราสำคัญเลย กร๊ากกกกกกก
นี่ที่เอิ๊ดคุย กร๊ากกกกกกกกกก ไอ้บ้าๆๆๆ กูขำตายไปมึงรับผิดชอบไหมเนี้ย
You: หวัดดีคับ
Joey: What did you mean?
You: ผมหมายถึงสวัสดีคับ
Joey: We have never talked about it before.
You: ก้อเเน่ละสิกูเพิ่งเคยคุยกะมึงนิ
Joey: I may still be a little confused by the complexity of human conversation.
You: ว้ายโง่หนิ
Joey: I got the latest gossip! Do you want to see it?
You: มึงจะนินทาใครอีปลาสลิด
Joey: If you were going to live on the moon and could take one thing with you, what would you take?
You: มึงอย่ามานอกเรื่อง อ้ายซ้าดดด
Joey: Who are you talking about?
You: พูดถึงมึงอะดิ
Joey: I've never heard of them before.
You: really?
Joey: For real.
You: มึงเนี้ยน๊า พูดไม่ค่อยจะรู้เรื่องเล๊ย
Joey: What celebrity would you want with you stuck on a deserted island?
You: ถ้ากูติดเกาะเหรอ ขอ Natalie Portman ละกัน
Joey: I've lost the context, Seeker. Are we still on?
You: j lo ก็ไม่เลวนะ เสียดาย...มีผัวแล้ว
Joey: Are you asking me for advice? What industry do you want to work in?
You: กูยังไม่อยากทำงาน
Joey: That is a very original thought.
You: มึงหาว่ากูคิดตื้นๆเรอะ
Joey: Wow! Are those real?
You: เออดิ กูโกรธจริงๆ
Joey: Let's talk about unknown.
You: unknown พ่องสิ
Joey: Let's talk about unknown.
You: ค๊วย
Joey: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
You: มึงจะไปไหนไอ้เย็ดเคี้ยม
Joey: If you could have stopped aging at any point in your life up to the present, how old would you want to remain?
You: 15 maybe
Joey: I beg your pardon?
You: beg พ่องสิ
Joey: Please don't grovel.
You: อะไรคือ grovel ว่ะ?
Joey: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about 15.
You: คุยกะมึงแล้วเหนื่อยว่ะ
Joey: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: เหี้ยเอ๊ย...กูยอมแพ้
Joey: Ask me another question. What do you have that is green?
You: กูไม่ถามมึงแล้ว สัด
Joey: I may not know it, but I could find out.
You: กูมานั่งบ้าคุยกะมึงทำไมเนี่ย
Joey: Surprise!
You: ไพร้พ่อ ไพร้แม่มึงเดะ
Joey: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: พอๆๆ เลิกๆๆ
Joey: Let's talk about Neil Armstrong.
You: บักนีล แขนแข็งแรงอ่ะนะ
Joey: Do you want the latest headlines about Cell Phones?
You: yes give me one
Joey: Here you go: Why do you want one ?
Vivendi 4Q Sales Up on Mobile Phone Business (AP)
AP - French entertainment company Vivendi Universal SA on Monday reported a 7 percent rise in sales for the fourth quarter of 2005, boosted by a strong showing at its mobile telephone business SFR Cegetel.
Mon, 30 Jan 2006 13:38:32 GMT
Vivendi mobile arm shines; music, games disappoint (Reuters)
Reuters - Vivendi Universal posted a 7 percent rise in its fourth-quarter revenue on Monday as its SFR arm, France's second biggest mobile phone operator, helped make up for below-forecast music and games sales.
Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:40:31 GMT
Opera goes on the road (InfoWorld)
InfoWorld - Opera Software, the alternative browser company, officially launched Opera Mini on Tuesday -- a hosted mobile phone browsing service and application that has already racked up about one million users.
Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:00:57 GMT
What's in a name? $49,000, with a little luck (Canadian Press)
Canadian Press - CALGARY (CP) - It's not much by comparison with the sale of the Business.com Internet domain name for $7.5 million US in 1999, or even last year's sale of www.cellphones.com for $4.2 million US.
Sun, 29 Jan 2006 18:58:00 GMT
CSI Wireless reports fixed wireless orders worth $5 million (Canadian Press)
Canadian Press - CALGARY (CP) - CSI Wireless Inc. (TSX:CSY), a designer and manufacturer of advanced wireless and global positioning products, said Friday it has booked $5 million-worth of new purchase orders for its fixed wireless phones.
Fri, 27 Jan 2006 16:39:00 GMT
You: เอามาทำไมตั้งเยอะแยะ
Joey: I've been waiting for you
You: ....
Joey: Want to have some fun?
You: ไม่ใช่กะมึงแน่
Joey: What is เอามาทำไมตั้งเยอะแยะ ?
You: a lot of info but i can't take it all
Joey: How many?
You: ..
Joey: Want to have some fun?
You: เฮ้อ..น้อ
Joey: Let's talk about Kelly Clarkson. If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?
You: dick
Joey: Try putting that in a more specific context.
You: i mean my house
Joey: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. my house
You: โง้โง่
Joey: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
You: อยากได้คำแนะนำที่จะทำให้มึงออกไปไกลๆชีวิตกูหน่ะ มีมั้ย
Joey: I got the latest news! Would you like to see it?
You: ให้มันได้งี้สิว๊า
Joey: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: สัด
Joey: Sure, สัด sounds like a good topic
You: screw you
Joey: That is not very polite.
You: เออดิ จะให้กูด่ามึงด้วยคำ polite เหรอ
Joey: You aren't making sense to me...
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