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[padmavarne]

Gabriel Moon, I have pulled something and I blame you.
I have half a mind to take points from Slytherin for this atrocious pain in my ... everywhere.
No. More. Martial arts.

- Padma Patil

Comments

Private to Padma Patil

[nott_expected]

Are you sure that wasn't me?
If it was, I apologize.
How can I convince you not to take off points? A massage? Or I could always name a flower after you?

Theodore

Private to Theodore Nott

[padmavarne]

While plausible, I assure you, it was Gabriel. I had always thought I was flexible, but after that I feel like a pile of sticks.

However, if you really would give me a massage, I might feel tempted to give you some points. But not really - I do take the system of point giving and taking quite seriously, you know.

And stop making fun of Neville! Honestly, Theodore, what is that about? He didn't name a flower after me, he just made one pollen-less... for me and my sister. Well, sort of. I don't know, but stop!

- Padma

Private to Padma Patil

[nott_expected]

That's brilliant, I'll loosen you up. You have my word. And I won't refuse points if you do award them.

Neville is rather disturbing. That is all.

Theodore

Private to Theodore Nott

[padmavarne]

You had better not be teasing me. I don't take kindly to teasing, really. As the bruise on your shoulder may suggest.

And how is he disturbing?

- Padma

Private to Padma Patil

[nott_expected]

If I'm teasing, it's purely good natured. No need to be violent with me. Maybe it was a bad idea for you to learn the martial arts...I didn't expect you to use them against me.

He's a right fool. Why is it that brilliance lowers itself to such...low standards?

Theodore

Private to Theodore Nott

[padmavarne]

It was hardly a martial arts move. Though you're right, I did perhaps hit a little too hard. I'm terribly sorry.

Are you... calling Neville brilliant?

- Padma

Private to Padma Patil

[nott_expected]

I'm calling him low standards.

Theodore

Private to Theodore Nott

[padmavarne]

It's not like that. He's just a friend. I suppose I thought at one time maybe more, but lately... things have changed.

- Padma

Private to Padma Patil

[nott_expected]

Ah, you've redeemed yourself. How have things changed?

Theodore

Private to Theodore Nott

[padmavarne]

I'm different. Not quite the person he deserves.

- Padma

Private to Padma Patil

[nott_expected]

You're right, he deserves some one dull and rather smelly. I'm afraid you don't fit that bill.

Theodore

Private to Theodore Nott

[padmavarne]

Such a Slytherin bias you all have. He actually deserves someone sweet, perhaps a bit innocent, and very lovely. I'm not so much any of those things anymore. But here I am, spilling my thoughts to you like a little schoolgirl. Am I going to be getting a massage later?

- Padma

Private to Padma Patil

[nott_expected]

Perhaps a bit idiotic, so that they can communicate through common language.

Yes, whenever you'd like.

Theodore

Private to Theodore Nott

[padmavarne]

I have no other engagements.

- Padma

Private to Padma Patil

[nott_expected]

I'll meet you on the front steps then. It's quite nice out and I don't think that an abandoned classroom would make a satisfactory place for a massage.

Theodore

Private to Theodore Nott

[padmavarne]

... Walking around outside is hardly inconspicuous, Theodore...

- Padma