More Stuff...I hate my audition music!!! It can go to hell!!!
There's another entry below this one with the Stupid Thought and Movie Quote of the day and all that jazz, but I found some surveys and though I'd fill them out to show how much I've changed in the two years since I started this thing.
This one your supposed to answer with one word....yeah, that'll last long
YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS: Bitchin'
YOUR CAR IS: White
YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS: Godly
YOUR SEXLIFE IS: Way better than yours (sorry, broke the rules)
YOUR CONFIDENCE IS: occasionaly fleeting (yeah, screw the rules now
YOUR JOB IS: Hopefully good in the near future
YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION IS: Writing
YOUR MUSCIAL TASTE IS: Eclectic
YOUR HOBBIES ARE: Strenuous but fun (Band)
YOUR PET(S) ARE/IS: Doggies, and a cat.
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH PARENTS: Good...basic teenage stuff only problems
YOUR GAMING ABILITY IS: Well-aged
YOUR CREATIVE ABILITY IS: My best quality
YOUR TALENT: I have many...kind of..LOL
YOUR HOPE: My book
YOUR FAVORITEST PERSON IN THE WORLD: My Dad, Ryan, Friends, Alfred Hitchcock...LOL...a lot
YOUR FAVORITEST LUBE IN THE WORLD: Excuse me?
FAVORITE ANIME MOVIE: Cowboy BeBop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door
FAVORITE ANIME SERIES: Cowboy BeBop, and Hellsing
FAVORITE AUTHOR: J.K. Rowling, Edgar Allen Poe
REASON FOR LIVING: See me ten years for now...you'll get it.
PLASTIC OR PAPER....APPLICATOR: Qué?
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Heterosexual
SEXUAL PREFERENCE EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU HAVE: I hope same as above...
GREEN?: Your mom.
Next survey is titled as Pointless and Random:
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: Major League Baseball Player...lol...I was like...5.
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: Sparked by my Daddy :)
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? No...just...no...LOL
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? Dear, God, wayyyy far from it.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? No. They're too fake. Boobs too big.
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? Even though I told you no, It would be with a guy...duh...and no weird stuff, just sex and no bondage or anything. Yucky. Maybe some...tying to the bed though. I like that.
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? Conversations with the...LOL never mind..band joke. Um....Catholic Girls Gone Wild. LOL. I dunno.
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? I would be a well-known novelist...no porno dammit!!
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? Ye.....what do you think? NO!!!
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Yes.
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? Um, lemme ask you this, if you're lying there and you're getting fucked, do you really look up at the sky and say, "Oh Lord...I pray for little Molly and that Lassie pulls her out of the well." NO! You don't. When I'm worried or confused or scared, what do you think?
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? Push the guy off me and fall off the bed. Then I'd prolly get a CAT-scan.
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? Um, I'm glad you have something that you stand for and that you have your own opinion, but you people scare me, even though I'm a huge fantasy fan, I LOVE LOTR and Enya, but why the hell do you want people to see your nipples and save the dolphins from the whales? Save one or the other you hypocritical new age hippie! Go write something!!!!
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? Pause. Long pause. Look at him. Blink. Think inside that I am religious. Pray silently for his sanity. Then whack him with the nearest stapler.
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? Well, panicking sucks, but logically thats prolly what I'd do. How the heck am I supposed to know where Jesus is? I'll party.
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK: I don't work. Will soon though. But at school I usually am wondering why I didn't read a Farewell to Arms.
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK: Home. Now.
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH: Letsee...about 7:30 AM. I LOVE lunch.
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? Sometimes.
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? Please God let me win the lottery.
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? *laughs* Thats fucking funny.
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? I am. LOL!!!!! I don't work dammit!!!
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? Whatever.
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? Yes
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? Oh God yes.
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? "Tato" (due to one part of my license plate)
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? Not yet..."yet" is the key word here. I don't think there would be much room though. LOL. I mean...not for sex, or like, for...anything.
5. ON YOUR CAR? No. See above.
6. WITH YOUR CAR? AHH!! She's a girl!
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? What the fuck?
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? This is weird, but probably Faye Valentine. I don't like that she's a slutty dresser, but I always liked her addiction to gambling and how she's just a typical chick you don't want to mess with. And under all that little bit of slutty clothing, she is pretty smart. Either her or Sir Integra from the Hellsing Organization...even though I swear she's a man, she's cool. And she hangs with vampires. How can that not be cool?
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? Who is GWB? I'm a conscientious objecter to sucking that. In other words...just...no.
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? Without a second of doubt, yes, definately.
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? I like Survivor....so...yeah...lol. Some of them anyway. All Stars kicked ass...now their just dumb...so definately worth it anyway.
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? Why don't you like Survivor?? It was initially cool...but now annoying, so therefore it was good at one time. He would prolly assist me though, yes.
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? A house!!! HA HA. No j/k thats too easy. A hammock :) I hope its a warm island.
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? That's one kick-ass chicken. I dunno.
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? Are you asking if I would fuck a chicken? WTF mate?
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION Classic missionary if I had to choose.
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES .....ok? Same as above?
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN *chops chicken's head off* Moving along...
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? Now....lemme get this straight...You...are asking...what my favorite sexual position is if I were to have sex with A CHOCOBO???!!! Look I like them as friends and all but...no...ok, so maybe some reverse cowgirl action there maybe...I don't fucking know!!
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? In the game? Maybe like...a half an hour. IRL...uh...none. I wish I had one though. Their so cute.
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? You know...I'm gonna like, go through the first chocobo holocaust here if you don't stop asking me these damn chocobo questions.
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR Purple
2. PICK A CONDOM Trojan. LOL. Are you asking me for a specific style too?
3. PICK A SONG Slither, by Velvet Revolver.
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION Italy!!!
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? Yeah...I could chill with that.
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? Gee I wonder. Internet thing!!! That thing down there may annoy me but I'd rather not have it leave any time soon.
7. BIRD OR FISH? Fish.
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? DINNER!!! HAHA!!
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT Writing...fiction...book type stuff, no poetry and all that jazz
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT Playing the acoustic guitar
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT Any goddamn form of Algebra
This one your supposed to answer with one word....yeah, that'll last long
YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS: Bitchin'
YOUR CAR IS: White
YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS: Godly
YOUR SEXLIFE IS: Way better than yours (sorry, broke the rules)
YOUR CONFIDENCE IS: occasionaly fleeting (yeah, screw the rules now
YOUR JOB IS: Hopefully good in the near future
YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION IS: Writing
YOUR MUSCIAL TASTE IS: Eclectic
YOUR HOBBIES ARE: Strenuous but fun (Band)
YOUR PET(S) ARE/IS: Doggies, and a cat.
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH PARENTS: Good...basic teenage stuff only problems
YOUR GAMING ABILITY IS: Well-aged
YOUR CREATIVE ABILITY IS: My best quality
YOUR TALENT: I have many...kind of..LOL
YOUR HOPE: My book
YOUR FAVORITEST PERSON IN THE WORLD: My Dad, Ryan, Friends, Alfred Hitchcock...LOL...a lot
YOUR FAVORITEST LUBE IN THE WORLD: Excuse me?
FAVORITE ANIME MOVIE: Cowboy BeBop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door
FAVORITE ANIME SERIES: Cowboy BeBop, and Hellsing
FAVORITE AUTHOR: J.K. Rowling, Edgar Allen Poe
REASON FOR LIVING: See me ten years for now...you'll get it.
PLASTIC OR PAPER....APPLICATOR: Qué?
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Heterosexual
SEXUAL PREFERENCE EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU HAVE: I hope same as above...
GREEN?: Your mom.
Next survey is titled as Pointless and Random:
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: Major League Baseball Player...lol...I was like...5.
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: Sparked by my Daddy :)
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? No...just...no...LOL
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? Dear, God, wayyyy far from it.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? No. They're too fake. Boobs too big.
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? Even though I told you no, It would be with a guy...duh...and no weird stuff, just sex and no bondage or anything. Yucky. Maybe some...tying to the bed though. I like that.
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? Conversations with the...LOL never mind..band joke. Um....Catholic Girls Gone Wild. LOL. I dunno.
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? I would be a well-known novelist...no porno dammit!!
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? Ye.....what do you think? NO!!!
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Yes.
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? Um, lemme ask you this, if you're lying there and you're getting fucked, do you really look up at the sky and say, "Oh Lord...I pray for little Molly and that Lassie pulls her out of the well." NO! You don't. When I'm worried or confused or scared, what do you think?
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? Push the guy off me and fall off the bed. Then I'd prolly get a CAT-scan.
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? Um, I'm glad you have something that you stand for and that you have your own opinion, but you people scare me, even though I'm a huge fantasy fan, I LOVE LOTR and Enya, but why the hell do you want people to see your nipples and save the dolphins from the whales? Save one or the other you hypocritical new age hippie! Go write something!!!!
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? Pause. Long pause. Look at him. Blink. Think inside that I am religious. Pray silently for his sanity. Then whack him with the nearest stapler.
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? Well, panicking sucks, but logically thats prolly what I'd do. How the heck am I supposed to know where Jesus is? I'll party.
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK: I don't work. Will soon though. But at school I usually am wondering why I didn't read a Farewell to Arms.
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK: Home. Now.
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH: Letsee...about 7:30 AM. I LOVE lunch.
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? Sometimes.
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? Please God let me win the lottery.
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? *laughs* Thats fucking funny.
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? I am. LOL!!!!! I don't work dammit!!!
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? Whatever.
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? Yes
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? Oh God yes.
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? "Tato" (due to one part of my license plate)
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? Not yet..."yet" is the key word here. I don't think there would be much room though. LOL. I mean...not for sex, or like, for...anything.
5. ON YOUR CAR? No. See above.
6. WITH YOUR CAR? AHH!! She's a girl!
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? What the fuck?
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? This is weird, but probably Faye Valentine. I don't like that she's a slutty dresser, but I always liked her addiction to gambling and how she's just a typical chick you don't want to mess with. And under all that little bit of slutty clothing, she is pretty smart. Either her or Sir Integra from the Hellsing Organization...even though I swear she's a man, she's cool. And she hangs with vampires. How can that not be cool?
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? Who is GWB? I'm a conscientious objecter to sucking that. In other words...just...no.
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? Without a second of doubt, yes, definately.
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? I like Survivor....so...yeah...lol. Some of them anyway. All Stars kicked ass...now their just dumb...so definately worth it anyway.
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? Why don't you like Survivor?? It was initially cool...but now annoying, so therefore it was good at one time. He would prolly assist me though, yes.
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? A house!!! HA HA. No j/k thats too easy. A hammock :) I hope its a warm island.
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? That's one kick-ass chicken. I dunno.
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? Are you asking if I would fuck a chicken? WTF mate?
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION Classic missionary if I had to choose.
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES .....ok? Same as above?
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN *chops chicken's head off* Moving along...
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? Now....lemme get this straight...You...are asking...what my favorite sexual position is if I were to have sex with A CHOCOBO???!!! Look I like them as friends and all but...no...ok, so maybe some reverse cowgirl action there maybe...I don't fucking know!!
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? In the game? Maybe like...a half an hour. IRL...uh...none. I wish I had one though. Their so cute.
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? You know...I'm gonna like, go through the first chocobo holocaust here if you don't stop asking me these damn chocobo questions.
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR Purple
2. PICK A CONDOM Trojan. LOL. Are you asking me for a specific style too?
3. PICK A SONG Slither, by Velvet Revolver.
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION Italy!!!
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? Yeah...I could chill with that.
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? Gee I wonder. Internet thing!!! That thing down there may annoy me but I'd rather not have it leave any time soon.
7. BIRD OR FISH? Fish.
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? DINNER!!! HAHA!!
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT Writing...fiction...book type stuff, no poetry and all that jazz
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT Playing the acoustic guitar
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT Any goddamn form of Algebra