S.1, Ep. 2 : Sweet Dee Escapes With Her Life

[paddyperformer]

[Filtered to the Vic II // Unhackable]

There are these horrible beast-things crawling around all over the ship. One attacked me and I barely escaped! Shouldn't you army bastards be taking care of this shit

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[thedevilsmile]

I assure you, Miss Reynolds, the beasts been all dealt with properly. As will be with our 'incompetent helmsman' in question.

Also I'm sure that everyone fully appreciates the help that you've given us all.

[paddyperformer]

Oh, good, so you're going to get rid of this asshole, then? I'm getting air sick. I bet the captain's pissed.

If they're so appreciative, they could show it a Oh, wow. Sarcasm. No need to be an ass.

[thedevilsmile]

I am the captain of this ship. Even if its temporarily while the Admiral and First Mate are still ongoing with their infiltration mission, so you would do well to think twice before you speak.

[paddyperformer]

What the hell? That doesn't count! As soon as the captain gets back, your position is jack shit.

You can't do anything to me. I'll let the media know and they'll come down so hard on this ship's ass that you'll be thinking twice before you speak.

[thedevilsmile]

Even if I'm not the captain, my position here is only that of below First Mate. The Admiral does appreciate my words about the nature of this crew, if you must know. Perhaps that should answer your question.

And I'm sure the media would be delighted to know the true nature of their favored star.

[paddyperformer]

You think you're hot shit, don't you? I bet the captain doesn't give a damn what you think. I'm not actually hurting anyone, so why should it matter?

Go ahead. There's no such thing as bad publicity.

[thedevilsmile]

I shall have a talk with the Admiral then when he returns.

It's been a pleasure talking with you, Miss Reynolds.

[paddyperformer]

Hold it! I didn't do anything wrong. You'd better not try to get me in trouble, especially after all we've been through together.

[thedevilsmile]

Oh, I'm sure the Admiral would be most interested in just what you've 'been though'.

[paddyperformer]

You think so? I'm glad I said something then.

ffff I should be asleep two hours ago damn you people. :|||

[thedevilsmile]

I'm certain the Admiral would be most delighted to hear about your efforts, Miss Reynolds. I can only imagine how he must feel after I tell him all about this incident.

We'll still be here when you get back! Get some sleep, young one.

[paddyperformer]

[Private // Unhackable]

I bet he'll feel pretty guilty that I almost got hurt, huh? Where did he go, anyway? Am I supposed to call him "Captain" or "Admiral?" Does he have a preference?

>_>;;

[thedevilsmile]

[Private // Unhackable]
Hrn, I'm sure the Admiral will no doubt feel a shred or two of sympathy for you after he understands the predicament that you unknowingly landed yourself into. As for address, either will do - he has no preferences, and either will suffice.

:D

[paddyperformer]

[Private // Unhackable]
I'll call him Captain. And, because I'm so nice, I'll call you Captain when he's not around, as long as you don't think it's kinky or any weird shit like that.

Sigh Kristoph stop being such a tard. :|

[thedevilsmile]

[Private // Unhackable]
Of course not, Miss Reynolds. Your gratitude is fully appreciated.