The Wonderuflly Twisted World of a Straight Man who's perfectly Crazy
ON the Agenda Today, waking up on a couch and not having my crotch wet * at lesat it didn't get that way from being tickled*.
Hearing asians hit the bed's head board as if the mans hips were hydrolic pumps. Though that happened after the shower, but before the bed sores.
Spetn the day screaming "OH SHIT" and "WHO'S MY BITCH...WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN IT , I DIDN'T-YEAH, WHO'S THE BITCH NOW?! WAIT, NO!" to soul Caliber II, lol, yeah, I am a game nerd.
MIchelle, laugh it up, we're two game nerds
Come on though, Game Nerds f**kin Rock!!
Had Anal Car Sex on the Way to MIchelle's, where we went along with plans to rebuild her damaged spine with Legos!!! She'll be the incredible and re-assembled girl, with a lego knee, and a boat for an arm
*LEGO BOAT ARM IS NOT A FLOATATION DEVICE!!*
got an awesome massage, had breakfast, laid down, saw coachroaches watching their own TV network *name that movie for a cookie*, and spent the rest of the night thinkin bout michelle.
Now that she is paralyzed from the waist down, that means more piggy back rides :-P
DO NOT CHOCOBO YOUR FREINDS OR LOVED ONES!!
Freinds don't let freinds Chocobo!!
This Game Nerd's signin out
*those starred out letters spell out fuckin..just in case you didn't know, I'm fuckin watching my languages....bitches
Hearing asians hit the bed's head board as if the mans hips were hydrolic pumps. Though that happened after the shower, but before the bed sores.
Spetn the day screaming "OH SHIT" and "WHO'S MY BITCH...WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN IT , I DIDN'T-YEAH, WHO'S THE BITCH NOW?! WAIT, NO!" to soul Caliber II, lol, yeah, I am a game nerd.
MIchelle, laugh it up, we're two game nerds
Come on though, Game Nerds f**kin Rock!!
Had Anal Car Sex on the Way to MIchelle's, where we went along with plans to rebuild her damaged spine with Legos!!! She'll be the incredible and re-assembled girl, with a lego knee, and a boat for an arm
*LEGO BOAT ARM IS NOT A FLOATATION DEVICE!!*
got an awesome massage, had breakfast, laid down, saw coachroaches watching their own TV network *name that movie for a cookie*, and spent the rest of the night thinkin bout michelle.
Now that she is paralyzed from the waist down, that means more piggy back rides :-P
DO NOT CHOCOBO YOUR FREINDS OR LOVED ONES!!
Freinds don't let freinds Chocobo!!
This Game Nerd's signin out
*those starred out letters spell out fuckin..just in case you didn't know, I'm fuckin watching my languages....bitches