TM: Dear Me...
Dear Ciaran,
You poor sod. You have no idea what you're in for. You will rue the day you ever heard the word "Jedi". Oh will you ever rue the day!
But one word you will enjoy is "Obi-Wan" and it will make you happy. "Jedi" seems bearable when used in the same sentence as "Obi-Wan". Treasure the moments when "Obi-Wan" is a constant fixture in your life because "Skywalker" follows soon after.
While we're on the subject, go easy on the "Skywalker", okay? He may be an annoying, whining Jedi, but really, he's okay once you get to know him. Besides, he has enough problems as it is. Like a wife. Which he isn't supposed to have.
But he's friends with the Obi-Wan, so he's all right because of that.
Oh! And Plot! Plot your heart away because you can touch this Force thing and that has so much potential for screwing with peoples' heads. Like learning how to Talk. Talking is something they won't expect from you. Rocks, for the most part, don't talk. But if you practice, you can use the Force to possess Anakin find someone who'll be your Voice and harass enlighten these beings.
Oh! and for future reference, learn Force-projection. It might come in handy some day.
With love,
Yourself.
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x-posted to theatrical_muse
You poor sod. You have no idea what you're in for. You will rue the day you ever heard the word "Jedi". Oh will you ever rue the day!
But one word you will enjoy is "Obi-Wan" and it will make you happy. "Jedi" seems bearable when used in the same sentence as "Obi-Wan". Treasure the moments when "Obi-Wan" is a constant fixture in your life because "Skywalker" follows soon after.
While we're on the subject, go easy on the "Skywalker", okay? He may be an annoying, whining Jedi, but really, he's okay once you get to know him. Besides, he has enough problems as it is. Like a wife. Which he isn't supposed to have.
But he's friends with the Obi-Wan, so he's all right because of that.
Oh! And Plot! Plot your heart away because you can touch this Force thing and that has so much potential for screwing with peoples' heads. Like learning how to Talk. Talking is something they won't expect from you. Rocks, for the most part, don't talk. But if you practice, you can use the Force to possess Anakin find someone who'll be your Voice and harass enlighten these beings.
Oh! and for future reference, learn Force-projection. It might come in handy some day.
With love,
Yourself.
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x-posted to theatrical_muse