haha, this is what happens when you wake up at 9 and can't go back to sleep!
I AM 59% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.
Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com
I AM 52% EMO!
Well.. I've made the cut! Now I'll go buy some promise rings and knit myself a sweater.
Take the EMO test at Fuali.com
I AM 21% GEEK!
I wanna be a geek. But I'm not. Why would I even want to be one. Do I think it's fun? I should try writting an online test application at 1 am in my underwear
Take the GEEK test at Fuali.com
You are 53% American!
You have 106 proof blood
You're really on the fence. Maybe you have dual citizenship. Maybe your love for your ancestral homeland commingles with your love for America. Maybe you love America, but you took the fall when things got rough. Maybe you're just struggling to balance the American dream with the crushing weight of capitalist society. It's not really any of our business.
Some other on-the-fencers: Oliver North, Yakov Smirnoff, Jefferson Davis, Robert Oppenheimer, Alan Ginsberg, Mare Winningham, and Jane Fonda.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Monday, May 12th 2042
At the tender age of 62 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (12%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drug Overdose (5%)
Haha, I knew it!!
ps. phoenix went well. i spent lots of time with my family. the greek festival was awesome and so was the Hookah bar. I miss everyone. I HATE night driving and I want to avoid it as much as possible. Also, ps. totally goes before the mother fucking sentence.