Hey Everybody, did you miss me? Did you have a chance to? I had been planning to send out a bulletin weekly, but I just got so caught up in what I was doing I forgot all about it. But here now I'm writing one for June. There are some VERY EXCITING shows happening in June! My stomach hurts I'm so nervous I mean excited! Let's see what we've got...
THIS FRIDAY! JUNE 6th
GILDED LILY BURLESQUE at the PALACE OF WONDERS!
Doors: 8 PM
Show: 10 PM
Price: $10
Ages: 21+
Palace of Wonders1210 H St. NE
Washington DC 20002
Baltimore's premiere burlesque troupe, Gilded Lily Burlesque, returns to the Palace with new acts and a new MC! Come see these brilliant beauties shimmy and shimmer in their sexy satire! Maria Bella, Bambi Galore, Little Luna, Sable Sin Cyr, Viola Van Wilde, and Lucille Von Spankenstein, with Paco Fish and Lena Grove, serve up tasty treats to satisfy every palette!
Friday, June 13th
VIVE LA DECADENCE! at the PALACE OF WONDERS
Doors: 7:30 PM
Show: 10 PM
Price: $10
Ages: 21+
Palace of Wonders1210 H St. NE
Washington DC 20002
It's Friday the 13th and there's only one safe place to hide from your bad luck! France! Well, France, via the Palace of Wonders, I guess, where black cats bring Belly Dancing, Hoola Hooping, Beatboxing, Burlesque, and Comedy. Join host Monsieur Paco in a variety show without boundaries, without borders, from the gutters of Monte Carlo to the penthouses of the prairie. With Strange Powers, Ariel, the Bow-Legged Gorilla, and New York City's favorite country boy, Telfair Cardaci. Vive la Variety! Vive la Decadence!
Friday, June 20th
Trixie Little & the Evil Hate Monkey Present: FISH 'N' CHIPS
The Ottobar2549 N. Howard St
Baltimore, MD
Doors: 9 PM
Show: 10 PM
Ages: ALL
Price: $12 Adv
Brits be warned: mockery ahead! After a month performing in jolly ol' England, Trixie and Monkey return home to Baltimore to flip-n-strip a tribute to all things British. With friends from across the pond...or at least with a fake British accent:
*Tea-N-Tease Time with TRIXIE & MONKEY
*The regal pomposity of DR. DONUT
*The nearly Oxford-educated mind of DR. LUKKI
*Warped mondo-bendo CAPTAIN ELASTICO
*The performer with a REAL English mother- PACO FISH
*A swinging 60's London soundtrack by DJ MOMO TARO
Sunday, June 22nd
Dial 'P' for Pasties
The Birchmere3701 Mt. Vernon Ave
Alexandria, VA 22305
Doors: 7:30
Show: 8PM
Price: $20
Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey have been hired by Scotland Yard to crack the case of Neffertitti's stolen gold pasties. With help from Det. Bloodpudding (NYC's Dr. Donut mastermind Bradford Scobie), secretary Lucky T. Morrow (burlesque historian and PhD scholar Lukki) and sultry film noir inspired mood music spun by DJ Momo Taro- these hardboiled burlesque detectives leave no trick unturned and no tassel untwirled. Called "smart, funny and dumb in all the best ways" at the Capital Fringe Festival in DC and "better than Wicked" by some guy in Vermont.