Uhhh...

[packyrsuitcases]

I'm putting a 'For Lease' sign up on my forehead and moving into a saner brain.

For some reason (most likely ihasacornetto), I just spent 10 minutes pondering the dating rituals of the average modern zombie.

Apparently both the beginning and the end of the date involve eating out.

*headdesk*
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*headdesk*