Goattappers of the world unite!
Conversation between my mother and myself:
Me: It's a natural resource.
Mum: What's a natural resource? Porridge?
Me: No, stupiditiy. Wait, yes. Porridge is a natural resource. "I moved to Texas and struck porridge! White gold! Chunky tea!"
I could go on to show how we managed to get from Porridge being a natural resource to 'Cock Porridge', but it actually took us an hour and a half, and I don't remember all of that.
Johnnie Red now comes in a bottle. This development pleases me.
I'm on my second in an hour and a half third in 2 hours..
Wheeeee!
I think you should come talk to me. My details are on my userinfo.
HI VINCE VAUGHN ON MY TV!
So, yeah.
They're taken the hobbits to Isengard!
*leaves*
Me: It's a natural resource.
Mum: What's a natural resource? Porridge?
Me: No, stupiditiy. Wait, yes. Porridge is a natural resource. "I moved to Texas and struck porridge! White gold! Chunky tea!"
I could go on to show how we managed to get from Porridge being a natural resource to 'Cock Porridge', but it actually took us an hour and a half, and I don't remember all of that.
Johnnie Red now comes in a bottle. This development pleases me.
I'm on my second in an hour and a half third in 2 hours..
Wheeeee!
I think you should come talk to me. My details are on my userinfo.
HI VINCE VAUGHN ON MY TV!
So, yeah.
They're taken the hobbits to Isengard!
*leaves*