May 27, 2009 20:28
ELTON JOHN NOW LIVES FIFTEEN MINUTES FROM THE CONVENIENCE STORE I AM SPENDING MY SUMMER IN. I AM SO STALKING HIS HOUSE TONIGHT. (from a distance, on the road in the car)
The question remains... why would Elton John choose to live in a town so poor and underdeveloped it doesn't even have an Arby's restaurant?
More importantly, WHY CANADA????
The customers are all excited about it though, it's adorable.