WHO IS TRYING TO KEEP MY WONDER LOAF SO GODDAMN SECURE???

[packersdudejas]

packersdudejas: idk who is using the bread before me...but they fucking complicate that tie so much...they change directions every few twists
packersdudejas: its like a combination lock
packersdudejas: 3 left...2 right...2 more left
packersdudejas: here my ass is thinking they all go one way...i spin that fucker about 8 times to the right...and its even more twisted than it was before...so i go 15 the other way...
bfr97: hahahaha i hate when that fucking happens
packersdudejas: hoping to negate my first 8...
packersdudejas: BUT NAY
packersdudejas: its still twisted
bfr97: thats when you just rip the fucker open
packersdudejas: WHO IS TRYING TO KEEP MY WONDER LOAF SO GODDAMN SECURE???
packersdudejas: but i have the only dad who actually purchases those ties!
packersdudejas: they come on fucking everything!
packersdudejas: who needs to buy them?
bfr97: hahahaha
packersdudejas: they come on a package of solo cups!!!
bfr97: they come like 5 to every one garbage bag
packersdudejas: to preserve their plasticy freshness

one of my rants today...

CA life is just not DC life. i dont know why i even try and compare them. but i am here...so CA people...we need to hang out.

until then my new Mp3 player will have to entertain me...and this video

MACS...