Mar 08, 2002 10:05
You might be addicted to AOL if.....
....You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.
....you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete sentences...
....you have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own
....you change s/n's so much that you have to get your profile to see who you are
....you type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time
....you sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists
....you wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to come home from work
....being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult
.....there is absolutely no interesting chat any room and you are really bored....yet you don't want to leave incase you miss something
....You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.
AND FINALLY :D :D < notice i am addicted...
....You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
badabom
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