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[pachinkosama]

I thought El Nino or whatever the fuck it's called was over? I'm going to take advantage of the cool weather and run a few miles around town because running on the treadmill has gotten pretty boring. Anyone is welcome to join me.

I made the MISTAKE of mentioning my budget to Ma when she called earlier. She thinks I'm homeless and dying from

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[x_im_ur_venus_x]

Work my magic for you? I dunno... You wouldn't even let me come to your funeral~♥

[pachinkosama]

You wouldn't cry at my funeral! How would that look?

And you said you would if I was nice. And I have been!

[x_im_ur_venus_x]

Well. Not everyone cries at funerals! So normal! Or Suspicious! So don't die in a suspicious manner!

Huh? Did I say that? You sure...? I don't remember saying that...

[pachinkosama]

Well. At least tell me you're going to look SAD if you went to my funeral.

YOU DID! I always remember offers of alcohol!

[x_im_ur_venus_x]

Hmmm. I can pull sad off! I'll think about my sake being spilled... Or missing a shoe sale!

Oi... Well, you'd probably remember better than me. Fine fine. Just no fighting, or I'll punch ya, 'kay?

[pachinkosama]

Fine you can come.

No fighting. Except when it's necessary!

[x_im_ur_venus_x]

Aie! Awesome! It better be on a weekday though, 'kay?

... Fine. But I don't know you if you do.

[pachinkosama]

...we'll see.

CHE. Just shoot me an email or come get me.