SEVENTH STREET SLUT FAGGOT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PIG VOMIT
I am going to hunt down the motherfucker who invented best friends because they always turn out to be a total disappointment. They're there and they say things like "if a boy ever hurts you I'll kill him." But then they hurt you, without even noticing which hurts even more. Then what are they supposed to do kill themselves????? Fucking good for nothing but a bad high and a big let down. Fuck all, I've had it!!! I want my guitar back and that's the end SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT! I don't want you're pity or your bullshit or some sorry faggot excuse or a lecture, go get me my half amp, my strat, and since you murdered the Marshall you can go down to the ATM and PAY ME IN CASH FOR YOUR STUPIDITY!!!! Fuckin, what is the point of making friends if the ultimate result is this? Ranting about a $700 guitar and two amps??? Not to mention Haggard and the Toy Dolls. Oh yeah, you're such a good best friend, YOU DIDN"T EVEN SHOW UP TO MY WEDDING WHEN YOU SAID YOU'D BE THERE, DONT RSVP AND THEN NOT SHOW UP!!!!!!SEVENTH STREET NOTHING, FUCK ALL, FUCK YOU, SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT, I HAVE TO OWN SOME NEWBS NOW!!!!! KILL YOUSELF
JD
JD