Website of the moment: My Life is Twilight

Dec 02, 2009 09:39




Here's a good one: My Life is Twilight

It's basically one big Twitter website where Twilight fans upload short messages that confirm their life is just like Twilight. Sigh. Some sample notes include:

  • Today I realized that since I started reading the Twilight books, every time my husband and I argue or he says something mean to me, all I can think of is "Edward would never say that/ treat me like that." MLIT
  • My teacher gave me an assignment to describe tort reform, and I wrote my paper about how Edward was TORTally hot! She gave me a D, though, I guess she's team Jacob, lololol.
  • Today I realized that I don't remember what my life was like before Twilight. MLIT
  • Today, my mom asked me why I don't have a boyfriend, I told her it is because no one compares to Edward. MLIT
  • Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT
Also...MLIT is the new FML. Enjoy!

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