I never realized zombie raccoons were this popular

[pabba]

Um, evidently there's this anthology coming out from DAW called Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies (edited by Martin H. Greenberg and Kerrie Hughes) and it has the worst cover art seen this side of a petting zoo. Bad as in...what is going on here sort of bad. It's true. Even Scalzi is (mostly) without words.

I decided to toy around in Photoshop and see what I could make in five minutes:



Needless to say, I'm available for freelance work. You hear, DAW?