6/10/05
A casual, nerdy round of card games at Kathleen's casa nueva.
Matt Abad-Santos, the definition of what you would call an intellectual snob (as if the Asian and rivers glasses didn't already give it away). Sometimes he is in a waspish mood, but that's only when he is PMSing.
Alas I arrive to Balboa Island in Kathleen's casa nueva, approximately eight feet away from Kathleen's casa vieja. (NOTE TO KATHLEEN: Better lock up Tony in the closet because your cousin is definitely giving him the eye)
We played a round of UNO. It got pretty rowdy and turned Mary into a malicious spawn of the devil who was determined to make me lose.
Everyone is going to miss the seahorse/ sperm/ muffin/ Tony's fat little angel when she leaves us for college. What kind of good friend just leaves for college?
We decided to take a break from UNO to visit Kathleen's grandma? aunt? like the loyal friends we are. Jack came along as well.
So did Jack's pet named Mary.
Then Kathleen got on Tony's shoulders and started urinating profusely (picture not shown for your benefit)
At that point, Kathleen was dropped to her knees and showed me more crack than the movie Blow did.
Mary tried kissing me several times during the evening, but I had to let her know that I'm the other team.
But she convinced me that we'd just take it slow
But then I had to break up with her because she started doing weird crap like this.
AND! tried taking my hard-earned UNO money that I WON (four dollars!!)
We started playing Phase 10 but only got to Phase 3.
Still wondering how to spell "ant".
How do people not want to be my friend?!
Mary's REAL friends (as in, i-love-them-more-than-you-guyz!, friends) stopped by and Mary started to go crazy with the camera.
Yeah, all of us girls at Connelly are only second best. (why do you think she only takes pictures of them and not us?) Pssh.
Hmmm, maybe we should find a replacement for Mary?
Optical Illusion: Is she crying, or not!?
P.S. I found this somewhere but cannot for the life of me remember where.
Matt Abad-Santos, the definition of what you would call an intellectual snob (as if the Asian and rivers glasses didn't already give it away). Sometimes he is in a waspish mood, but that's only when he is PMSing.
Alas I arrive to Balboa Island in Kathleen's casa nueva, approximately eight feet away from Kathleen's casa vieja. (NOTE TO KATHLEEN: Better lock up Tony in the closet because your cousin is definitely giving him the eye)
We played a round of UNO. It got pretty rowdy and turned Mary into a malicious spawn of the devil who was determined to make me lose.
Everyone is going to miss the seahorse/ sperm/ muffin/ Tony's fat little angel when she leaves us for college. What kind of good friend just leaves for college?
We decided to take a break from UNO to visit Kathleen's grandma? aunt? like the loyal friends we are. Jack came along as well.
So did Jack's pet named Mary.
Then Kathleen got on Tony's shoulders and started urinating profusely (picture not shown for your benefit)
At that point, Kathleen was dropped to her knees and showed me more crack than the movie Blow did.
Mary tried kissing me several times during the evening, but I had to let her know that I'm the other team.
But she convinced me that we'd just take it slow
But then I had to break up with her because she started doing weird crap like this.
AND! tried taking my hard-earned UNO money that I WON (four dollars!!)
We started playing Phase 10 but only got to Phase 3.
Still wondering how to spell "ant".
How do people not want to be my friend?!
Mary's REAL friends (as in, i-love-them-more-than-you-guyz!, friends) stopped by and Mary started to go crazy with the camera.
Yeah, all of us girls at Connelly are only second best. (why do you think she only takes pictures of them and not us?) Pssh.
Hmmm, maybe we should find a replacement for Mary?
Optical Illusion: Is she crying, or not!?
P.S. I found this somewhere but cannot for the life of me remember where.