Can I pls be a whore today.
...And post twice xD Not that I haven't done that unashamedly before, nor do I promise that it will be limited to today. xDD But yes. With all the birthday spam, I haven't been able to go all verbal diarrhoea (no, I really haven't) on you guys. Tsk. BTW IF YOUR NAME IS REI princess_rei09 , PLS CLICK "PREVIOUS" FIRST. THAT'S THE POST YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.)
Maybe this is my version of freaking out. I have a life-altering, bank-breaking test in two days, guys. And how do I spend the week before it? Drowning myself in Hyunjoong fandom, is how. It's like I can't muster up enough VOLITION to prep my brein because that means prepping = thinking about it = I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
...Speaking of volition, I want to change my LJ username. I've been thinking about this since the time I made friends here. Ugh, I mean, really. This account was supposed to just be for leeching things lol which meant invisibility. *sigh* I myself would think twice about friending me with this name, really. Agh @ dodginess. Thank you for tolerating me, flist~♥ Oh, the reason that's connected to 'volition' is because I was thinking of changing it to 'avolition' heehee. Does it not kind of read like a purple ice cream flavor?? Or not. More like a Psych term hurhur
ANYWAY. Aside from all that, I have a few things to tickle the mind today.
1. How do you know if yogurt is spoiled? I mean, it naturally smells sour. And tastes sour. So. DOES IT EVEN SPOIL??? Because it is essentially spoiled, isn't it?? With all those microorganism things in there. IDK. *goes on eating suspicious yogurt*
2. "Coraline was woken by the midmorning sun, full on her face. For a moment she felt utterly dislocated. She did not know where she was; she was not entirely sure who she was. It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning, and it is astonishing how fragile that can be." --Neil Gaiman
SO TRUE, I think. I got this from my litquotes comm, in case you were thinking I've bought a book and taken up reading again. No, unfortunately. Tsk. Is it time to be rich yet.
3. I really have to do something about my susceptibility to fandom expansion. *cries* Just give me autism or retardation and I am ALL FOR IT. I want to cry, seriously. Becauseeeeeeee. I never ever EVERRR thought I'd get into frikking Double S. *rips hair out* I blame this on their leader for being such an adorable laskdjakldjalsk-I'd-squish-you-except-you're-actually-manly-OMG on We Got Married. Seriously, guys, I really really recommend watching that series. (I have this great feeling this part'll just be TL;DR so I've gone into boldfacing things xD) If I can just find ONE person on my f-list to spazz hard-ly on this, I will feel extremely happy. Tsk. Maybe I'll even resort to unlocking this in case someone passes by and joins me in spazzing.
(Soooo gorgeous, IDEKKK. Though lol, Hyun Joong actually LET you out of the house like that, Hwang Bo??)
Because reallllllyyyyyyy. It's been a day since I finished weeping over the end of JoongBo (that's the official namesquish for Kim Hyun J♥♥ng and Hwang Bo) and I still miss them. It's like a frikking dorama except more natural. Anyway, this show, "We Got Married" like I said before in a previous post, pairs random celebrities up based on a concept and they pretend to be married for some months. In JoongBo's case, they lasted 8 months from Episode 9 to 38 (WHOA, right?) and their concept was older woman-younger man. Like she's 29 and he's 23. They're both singers (Hyun Joong is the leader of SS501 and Hwang Bo who is/was (IDK) part of the group Chakra). They just had to stop because Hyun Joong's filming Boys Over Flowers Korea. x(((
So can I just spazz over them individually first?
♥ Hwang Bo - She is so cute, I'm not kidding. And totally nuts -- like she'll dance around all of a sudden. Apparently, she has this tomboy-ish image because of how she is in X-Man, a Korean variety show. But I didn't know that while watching, really, so she didn't really strike me as tomboy-ish. I mean, she was really nice and caring and pretty, cooking all over the place and spraying them both with face mist for aesthetics and stuff haha. AH! But then again, she's really competitive at everything sports and she was dubbed by Hyun Joong as 'the walking tool' since she whacked the living daylights out of a guitar case Hyun Joong couldn't (or didn't try to, I suspect) open for over a year. So yeah, maybe a little tomboyish xD
♥Hyun Joong - Agh. Right, a few entries back, I was all "WHO THE HELL DOES HE LOOK LIKKKE" and people were saying Yamapi and Shun and Jin. Apparently, this is a common thing to hear. And I said Lee Dong Gun. BUT OMG. I HAVE PROOFFF, PEOPLE.
Kim Hyun Joong vs. Lee Dong Gun (*evil laugh* I love it when I find the right picture)
Kim Hyun Joong vs. Akanishi Jin (this one freaked me out so much, FYI)
But, well, that's not the real reason he's gold. He's just so frikking deadpan. Like he'll say things with a straight face, ALWAYS. Even if it's a total joke or he's so obviously messing with you. This is why Hwang Bo, when they bet on who could keep the straightest face on a rollercoaster (loltastic), said he had such an advantage. (Except he saw a dragonfly and totally freaked out. hahahahaha He hates bugs xD) Here, have some more Hyun Joong quotes --
> Hwang Bo: Here, you want to wear this apron?
>Hyun Joong: *looks at it* You know, when I see white things like these, I have this urge to sign it.
They have this game while iceskating where, in order to win, you have to get the post-it off the other person's back. Hyun Joong is wearing a scarf that Hwang Bo knitted for him way since the summer. She's able to get the post it from behind his back by tugging mercilessly on the scarf. In the after-interview:
>Hyun Joong: She won through strangulation. It was clever of her to have knitted the scarf in advance for that purpose. LMAOOO
(This is a totally different show, but... It's from Thank You For Waking Me Up wherein Hyun Joong actually musters enough strength to wake up early (!!!) to cook food for his members)
> PKL: Hyun Joong-sshi, aren't you cutting the carrots a bit thick?
> Hyun Joong: Well, when you cut it this way it's good because then it seems like ham. HAHAHA
Then...
> PKL: Whoa, you'll be invited to cooking shows at this rate.
> Hyun Joong: I actually really just want to sell king crabs on the Shopping Channel.
WHERE DOES HE GET THE THINGS HE SAYS. XOO
And is it weird that I am so *________* at him spouting scientific things so suddenly and nonchalantly. :oo
>Hyun Joong: *driving with the top down* My hair is getting in my eyes.
>Hwang Bo: Should I put spit on it? (lol)
>Hyun Joong: *sound of assent*
>Hwang Bo: In the beginning we were so awkward, now I can put spit on you.
>Hyun Joong: Yeah, now we can share amylase.♥♥
Anyway. As for them together, they're really fun because they keep competing with each other. It's their trademark. And it's so funny that sometimes Hyun Joong actually thinks of letting Hwang Bo win but his competitive streak totally takes over his brain and he wins. lol. *squee* And it's really sweet how Hyun Joong is all seemingly uncaring but he's actually really nice♥♥. Like she thinks he's making her wait again, he's actually off cooking ramyun outside because it's not allowed inside or buying medicine for the cold he noticed she had. alsdjaksldsldajdlksa Similarly, she's really cute to him because she makes him pizza toast before he goes off to an event or knits him a scarf or makes him boiled onion soup or sth for his insomnia♥ UGH. I WANT TO CRY.
PS. The episodes with the other SS501 members are so cute too♥♥ Because they're so hyper and supportive and Hyun Joong has his hyung face on when they're thereeee♥♥
Just goooooo, watch ittttt.
Maybe this is my version of freaking out. I have a life-altering, bank-breaking test in two days, guys. And how do I spend the week before it? Drowning myself in Hyunjoong fandom, is how. It's like I can't muster up enough VOLITION to prep my brein because that means prepping = thinking about it = I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
...Speaking of volition, I want to change my LJ username. I've been thinking about this since the time I made friends here. Ugh, I mean, really. This account was supposed to just be for leeching things lol which meant invisibility. *sigh* I myself would think twice about friending me with this name, really. Agh @ dodginess. Thank you for tolerating me, flist~♥ Oh, the reason that's connected to 'volition' is because I was thinking of changing it to 'avolition' heehee. Does it not kind of read like a purple ice cream flavor?? Or not. More like a Psych term hurhur
ANYWAY. Aside from all that, I have a few things to tickle the mind today.
1. How do you know if yogurt is spoiled? I mean, it naturally smells sour. And tastes sour. So. DOES IT EVEN SPOIL??? Because it is essentially spoiled, isn't it?? With all those microorganism things in there. IDK. *goes on eating suspicious yogurt*
2. "Coraline was woken by the midmorning sun, full on her face. For a moment she felt utterly dislocated. She did not know where she was; she was not entirely sure who she was. It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning, and it is astonishing how fragile that can be." --Neil Gaiman
SO TRUE, I think. I got this from my litquotes comm, in case you were thinking I've bought a book and taken up reading again. No, unfortunately. Tsk. Is it time to be rich yet.
3. I really have to do something about my susceptibility to fandom expansion. *cries* Just give me autism or retardation and I am ALL FOR IT. I want to cry, seriously. Becauseeeeeeee. I never ever EVERRR thought I'd get into frikking Double S. *rips hair out* I blame this on their leader for being such an adorable laskdjakldjalsk-I'd-squish-you-except-you're-actually-manly-OMG on We Got Married. Seriously, guys, I really really recommend watching that series. (I have this great feeling this part'll just be TL;DR so I've gone into boldfacing things xD) If I can just find ONE person on my f-list to spazz hard-ly on this, I will feel extremely happy. Tsk. Maybe I'll even resort to unlocking this in case someone passes by and joins me in spazzing.
(Soooo gorgeous, IDEKKK. Though lol, Hyun Joong actually LET you out of the house like that, Hwang Bo??)
Because reallllllyyyyyyy. It's been a day since I finished weeping over the end of JoongBo (that's the official namesquish for Kim Hyun J♥♥ng and Hwang Bo) and I still miss them. It's like a frikking dorama except more natural. Anyway, this show, "We Got Married" like I said before in a previous post, pairs random celebrities up based on a concept and they pretend to be married for some months. In JoongBo's case, they lasted 8 months from Episode 9 to 38 (WHOA, right?) and their concept was older woman-younger man. Like she's 29 and he's 23. They're both singers (Hyun Joong is the leader of SS501 and Hwang Bo who is/was (IDK) part of the group Chakra). They just had to stop because Hyun Joong's filming Boys Over Flowers Korea. x(((
So can I just spazz over them individually first?
♥ Hwang Bo - She is so cute, I'm not kidding. And totally nuts -- like she'll dance around all of a sudden. Apparently, she has this tomboy-ish image because of how she is in X-Man, a Korean variety show. But I didn't know that while watching, really, so she didn't really strike me as tomboy-ish. I mean, she was really nice and caring and pretty, cooking all over the place and spraying them both with face mist for aesthetics and stuff haha. AH! But then again, she's really competitive at everything sports and she was dubbed by Hyun Joong as 'the walking tool' since she whacked the living daylights out of a guitar case Hyun Joong couldn't (or didn't try to, I suspect) open for over a year. So yeah, maybe a little tomboyish xD
♥Hyun Joong - Agh. Right, a few entries back, I was all "WHO THE HELL DOES HE LOOK LIKKKE" and people were saying Yamapi and Shun and Jin. Apparently, this is a common thing to hear. And I said Lee Dong Gun. BUT OMG. I HAVE PROOFFF, PEOPLE.
Kim Hyun Joong vs. Lee Dong Gun (*evil laugh* I love it when I find the right picture)
Kim Hyun Joong vs. Akanishi Jin (this one freaked me out so much, FYI)
But, well, that's not the real reason he's gold. He's just so frikking deadpan. Like he'll say things with a straight face, ALWAYS. Even if it's a total joke or he's so obviously messing with you. This is why Hwang Bo, when they bet on who could keep the straightest face on a rollercoaster (loltastic), said he had such an advantage. (Except he saw a dragonfly and totally freaked out. hahahahaha He hates bugs xD) Here, have some more Hyun Joong quotes --
> Hwang Bo: Here, you want to wear this apron?
>Hyun Joong: *looks at it* You know, when I see white things like these, I have this urge to sign it.
They have this game while iceskating where, in order to win, you have to get the post-it off the other person's back. Hyun Joong is wearing a scarf that Hwang Bo knitted for him way since the summer. She's able to get the post it from behind his back by tugging mercilessly on the scarf. In the after-interview:
>Hyun Joong: She won through strangulation. It was clever of her to have knitted the scarf in advance for that purpose. LMAOOO
(This is a totally different show, but... It's from Thank You For Waking Me Up wherein Hyun Joong actually musters enough strength to wake up early (!!!) to cook food for his members)
> PKL: Hyun Joong-sshi, aren't you cutting the carrots a bit thick?
> Hyun Joong: Well, when you cut it this way it's good because then it seems like ham. HAHAHA
Then...
> PKL: Whoa, you'll be invited to cooking shows at this rate.
> Hyun Joong: I actually really just want to sell king crabs on the Shopping Channel.
WHERE DOES HE GET THE THINGS HE SAYS. XOO
And is it weird that I am so *________* at him spouting scientific things so suddenly and nonchalantly. :oo
>Hyun Joong: *driving with the top down* My hair is getting in my eyes.
>Hwang Bo: Should I put spit on it? (lol)
>Hyun Joong: *sound of assent*
>Hwang Bo: In the beginning we were so awkward, now I can put spit on you.
>Hyun Joong: Yeah, now we can share amylase.♥♥
Anyway. As for them together, they're really fun because they keep competing with each other. It's their trademark. And it's so funny that sometimes Hyun Joong actually thinks of letting Hwang Bo win but his competitive streak totally takes over his brain and he wins. lol. *squee* And it's really sweet how Hyun Joong is all seemingly uncaring but he's actually really nice♥♥. Like she thinks he's making her wait again, he's actually off cooking ramyun outside because it's not allowed inside or buying medicine for the cold he noticed she had. alsdjaksldsldajdlksa Similarly, she's really cute to him because she makes him pizza toast before he goes off to an event or knits him a scarf or makes him boiled onion soup or sth for his insomnia♥ UGH. I WANT TO CRY.
PS. The episodes with the other SS501 members are so cute too♥♥ Because they're so hyper and supportive and Hyun Joong has his hyung face on when they're thereeee♥♥
Just goooooo, watch ittttt.