posting from work
Can you spell A.p.p.a.l.l.i.n.g?
This guy just came in wearing white swim trunks, and poor Paula come into my office and is like- “oh my god, you have to come help me deal with this!”
I’m thinking along the lines of EMERGENCY.
Well, can we call the emergency fashion police? Because, what man in his right mind comes out to a PUBLIC pool wearing a bathing suit that clearly showcases his ‘ding-a-ling-dong’ ?
He may as well have been wearing vacuum sealed saran wrap. *has seizure* I so did not need to see that, especially after reading “The tattoo” by miriameva and Mascha76. *you’ll understand why once you’ve read the last few lines of that little one shot*
PU-leeez!
P.S. his breast-stoke is KILLING me, ug! He looks like…well an electrocuted fish.
Paula just-*like ten seconds ago*-yelled to me to catch him as he stepped out of the pool, to go and apprehend him, but I’m not wearing my uniform…and there is no way I’m telling a guy he can’t wear his shorts, what if he just pulls them ooffff?????!!!!!!!!!! Ew, ew ,ew ,EW, ewwies!!!!
Danke sie alles, fur listening to me rant, *bows* *goes to barf*
This guy just came in wearing white swim trunks, and poor Paula come into my office and is like- “oh my god, you have to come help me deal with this!”
I’m thinking along the lines of EMERGENCY.
Well, can we call the emergency fashion police? Because, what man in his right mind comes out to a PUBLIC pool wearing a bathing suit that clearly showcases his ‘ding-a-ling-dong’ ?
He may as well have been wearing vacuum sealed saran wrap. *has seizure* I so did not need to see that, especially after reading “The tattoo” by miriameva and Mascha76. *you’ll understand why once you’ve read the last few lines of that little one shot*
PU-leeez!
P.S. his breast-stoke is KILLING me, ug! He looks like…well an electrocuted fish.
Paula just-*like ten seconds ago*-yelled to me to catch him as he stepped out of the pool, to go and apprehend him, but I’m not wearing my uniform…and there is no way I’m telling a guy he can’t wear his shorts, what if he just pulls them ooffff?????!!!!!!!!!! Ew, ew ,ew ,EW, ewwies!!!!
Danke sie alles, fur listening to me rant, *bows* *goes to barf*