[Translation] 4/19/05 Honjani Spring BBQ Episode 3 "Psychological Tests"
I had a request for the psychological tests they had during the April 19, 2005 episode of Honjani, and since I had a free Sunday today, I worked on the translation! Haha, it's not word for word but I'm sure you'll get the idea. Enjoy :-)
April 19, 2005 Honjani
Q1) You are a very busy person, but you have a chance to go camping. Where would you go?
A - A big prairie.
B - Near a quiet lake.
C - In the mountains where no one's there.
D - The latest camping spot that comes with all necessary equipment.
A1) From this test, we can find out what you value most in life.
D (Chosen by Ryo): People who chose D value "trend." They have a strong desire for attention (Attention Please!) They always want to be the coolest. They really care what the others think, but they should value their own opinions as well. Yoko on Ryo: "That's true; he (Ryo) always gets the latest model of cell phones!" Subaru on Ryo: "Everyone! This is the real Nishikido Ryo!"
A (Chosen by Uchi, Ohkura and Hina): People who chose A value "freedom." They act on their instincts and they think being natural is the best. On the other hand, when they're under pressure, they tend to run away from reality.
B (Chosen by Subaru, Yoko, Maru, Shota and myself, lol): People who chose B value "sense (as in good/bad taste)." They have a strong tendency for being artistic and are always going-my-way kind of people. They cannot show their weakness to others and get depressed by themselves. Therefore, others can't tell why they are depressed.
C (Chosen by no one): People who chose C value "effort." They are the reliable kind.
Q2) You brought three times as much firewood as anyone else. People praise you. How would you deal with the praises?
A - Be modest.
B - Brag about it.
C - Explain how you were able to bring so much firewood.
D - Kinda say "eh, well..." and try to change the topic.
A2) From this test, we can find out how you deal with the other in a relationship.
A (Chosen by Subaru, Ohkura, Yasu and Hina): You are the obedient type and will do anything for the other. Usually, when you get dumped, the reason will be "Because you're so irresolute."
B (Chosen by Yoko): You are the type that leads the other in a relationship. But it is actually a sign of not having enough confidence. You also do not have the courage to cheat on your partner.
C (Chosen by Maru): You are the type that respect each other in a relationship. You will have a mature relationship. When you get dumped, the reason will be because you were too rational (relied more on intellect).
D (Chosen by Ryo, Uchi and myself): You are the type that can be such a baby to your partner and behave like a spoilt child. You are very sensitive to your surroundings. You tend to baby talk.
Q3) The girl you like is talking to a very good-looking guy, which happens to be her ex-boyfriend. What would you do?
A - Go directly to where they are and talk to her.
B - Wait until she comes back.
C - Ask a friend to bring her back.
D - Yell "Oh no!" and pretend there was some kind of a trouble, getting her attention.
A3) From this test, we can find out how you would deal with trouble, such as that in a work place. The ex-boyfriend stands for the trouble you are facing.
A (Chosen by Hina, Yasu and myself): You are the type that takes action to solve the problem. You are an active leader type but can be stubborn.
B (Chosen by the other six): You are the type that leave things to take their own courses. You are very optimistic. You look confident, but actually you are a coward. You tend to think little about the trouble and is too laid back.
C (Chosen by no one): You rely too much on others.
D (Chosen by no one): You are the type that knows how to get on in the world and is a clever-criminal type.
In the end, the boys were really glad that they had two guys (Hina and Yasu) choosing A for the last question because otherwise this group would be a mess!