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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I turned lilwhiteraven in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In April I bought porn for zampar (10 points). Last Monday I put money in sunnyjuly's expired parking meter (14 points). In September I helped matrixneo84 hide a body (-173 points). In June turtlegirl25 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-135 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
P_U_R_I_F_Y
This is too funny!!!