i better get one too
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I gave ihatedyoufirst a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I gave puffyann a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September I bought porn for sweetjosephine (-10 points). Last week I gave andyboi69fcuk a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1675 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
p_supremacy